Lily Lick’s Love Signs August

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Things are so good you could just jump up and down for joy couldn’t you? And if you seriously cannot think of any other physical activity to engage in then you go get busy with the calisthenics. This lovely time, however, is more perfectly used to learn a new skill (filthy possibilities endless there) or to scratch an event off your bucket list: have you not always wanted to make love in the shadow of the local water tower, or on the pitcher’s mound… maybe you just want to do the pitcher. Go forth and make it so while the making is good.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Should you just sit quietly or should you throw caution to the wind and start working on a goal or a personal conquest that’s been waiting for you to make a move. They may take your lack of advancement in their direction as you not being interested and then focus their passion elsewhere. That would suck wouldn’t it? The only thing that should be a back and forth motion is you in them or them in you. All this seesawing between yes and no only serves to delay the possible start of something awesomely good. Follow your gut — don’t argue with it.

 Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re a total pansy ass sometimes — but you know that don’t you? Commit/don’t commit, dive wildly into the pool of love/fear the deep end, it’s what you do. You are irrationally paranoid at times. You want control of the situation, the outcome, and all the players. If you can’t have all that, then you’re out. Guess what buttercup, it’s not happening that way this month. If you encounter some negativity or push back, just accept it (it’s how we have to deal with you) and move through it. Now powder that pansy ass and come to bed, we’ve got something for you.

 Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Summer’s not done yet, and the party’s not over even though you may feel like it is. All good things come in time my little crustacean so lets not waste your last few optimism building months on the misguided fear that your inner work has been for nothing. Good things are coming your way. You may have been the glue that held a relationship together or you’ve been waiting for the right time to approach someone new and your good work and patience is about to be paid out. Remain confident. Remember: Karma’s only a bitch if you are.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This month the Universe is your oyster and you reap the returns of the patience and generosity you’ve extended others. But remember this my pet, when an oyster reveals it’s beautiful pearl, we realize that the gifts of greatest return often begin with the seed of irritation — like that one grain of sand stuck in your ass after some beachside play. Brush it off or nurture it till it becomes the pearl you desire? Ah, you see how big the smallest things can become? Forget what’s already warm and fuzzy this month and pay attention to what or who needs work.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Wow, how did all the messy emotional dreck you work so hard to hide start gumming up your emotional state again. You’re very good at easing the angst of others but do neglect yourself on a regular basis. I know, I know, you’ll deal with it tomorrow but tomorrow is here now. Clean up Virgo spill, Aisle 6. You get to this state once a year around this time so before you have a meltdown mid stroke (receiving or sending) you need to deal with this ’cause we really don’t want you to stop what you’re doing. We’ll help you clean up your personal shit after, just don’t stop.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’re feeling more generous to other souls this month especially those you’re partnered with or that you’ve partnered with in the past. You’ve probably even reconnected your devices, and unblocked some of those pesky contacts you threw some shade at. In fact, what you’re set to find out is that the art of the reconnect is actually hidden in the disconnect. Weird how that happens isn’t it? The bigger picture? It takes 30 days to break a habit. Maybe so maybe not: if fucking them was spectacular last year, it’s gonna be just as good tomorrow. You could do them every day for 30 days and see if they become a new old habit. Up to you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

At heart you love deeply and truly, you hunger, you ache, you desire — it just doesn’t appear that way to those you toy with. When you bring that deepness to the surface and let loose others can be completely taken aback. They thought you didn’t like them that much, that you only tolerated them while you drained the sexual life out of them and now it seems that you’re so into them that there’s no room left inside for them. Oh well. Status quo. Keeps them on their toes, especially when they’re strung up just so while you kiss their ass with the stroke of a well placed paddle. Carry on.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Saggy, you are on fire emotionally, physically, spiritually, and intellectually and you’re ready to conquer an unsuspecting world (note: when they don’t see it coming it’s an ambush). The scent of your confidence oozes from every pore. You rule with a gentle hammer but your power is magnetic and intoxicating, you slay the bitterest opponent. (Love when that happens, the sex is hot.) You are giving and all tolerant, which is good ’cause when you start changing up plans, people feel ambushed and ambushed people tend to have hissy fits and that can destroy that whole Game of Thrones fantasy you’ve got going in your head. Fast.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Life is very satisfying right now, so much so that you can barely believe it. Who knew you could have it all? But why then, are you still entertaining that little negative worrywart gremlin whispering in your ear. It’s not the actual circumstance of life that’s got you fearful believing that it’ll all slip away; it’s your brain. Hard to control but you’re the only one who can. Multiple moments of joy, multiple orgasms: why separate the two. Be in the moment Capricorn, and you’ll be breathless, satisfied and without the time to worry at all.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Life is full right now but this is okay. The circle of appreciation is open and closed at the same time as all good things are offered to you but also given by you to those that you love and who love you. It’s like Woodstock (the original) in your head. Fucking amazing isn’t it? It’s like a movable constant orgy where all involved give and receive to the point of exhausted satisfaction. I’m not sure that there’s much more to say. You’re not lucky to have this right now because you’ve earned it. Love. Lust with abandon, and enjoy.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces you little engine that could, you’ve been neglecting your own well being while you made sure that everyone else was being well. Time to indulge in some rest, some relaxation, some good food, and the company of lovers and friends. Your body, heart, and soul need some YOU time. It’s not masturbation month (that’s May) but finding the time for an exploration of your own limits needs addressing. Take a vacation in that dreamy head of yours and see if you can find something new to make you smile.



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Date Night Dispatch New Moon in Leo, Mars in Scorpio

Date Night Dispatch…info for going out and doing it right

(I know, any night is date night, but we’re talking the standard Friday Saturday Night here…the two that cause the most stress, and you buy that new dress or press those pants for.)

Friday July 25 & Saturday July 26

Mars enters Scorpio on Friday creating a synergy of charisma and magnetism, and brings with it the courage to act without fear. Be careful though to avoid situations of secrecy that may cause jealousy and envy. (Yes, you do know what I mean and yes, the question then is what are you willing to risk in order to get what you think you want?)

A New Moon in Leo rises Saturday bringing with it a brand new cycle of love and creativity … or one of creative love. Why not water the seed of curious invention when the sky’s handed you the hose?

**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.




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Super Full Moon = Super You

Super Full Moon Lily Lick's Love SignsIf your personal sky isn’t filled with clouds on the night of the 12th, a brilliant Capricorn Full Moon sitting opposite Cancer should illuminate it. Expect your emotional world to be tugged between Capricorn’s facts not fiction ways and Cancer’s warm and fuzzy energy. You could fight to retain your side of everything, or meet in the middle, where wild, wicked, and wanton things can happen. The Super Moon follows on the 13th and with Venus and Mars in the mix it might just be the right time to shelve the shyness and ask for what, whom, or how you really want it.

(This is a SUPER Full Moon because the Moon is at its closest point (perigee) to the Earth the day after the Full Moon – on July 13. The next Full Moon – August 10 – will be the biggest SUPER Full Moon of 2014. Yikes!)


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Lily Lick’s Love Signs July 2014

Just when you’d given up hope that they’d ever show up — bam — here they are! Thanks for your patience and understanding and what’s ups.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

How do you spell relief? The answer for you Aries is getting to live in your own skin: however, whenever and wherever you choose to do so. You’ve been pressured lately and not at all like the sweet push of a determined tongue. No Aries, you’ve been almost forced to give over every last bit of stuff you had to give – making sure they were happy, satisfied, ridden hard, and put away wet. Still the beauty is that when you’re sated and worn out everyone within arms length is as well. Maybe you’ll just be greedy and come first, which is in fact another way of spelling relief. It’s a good month Aries, enjoy.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The Universe sends you mixed messages this month: you feel good but you feel vulnerable at the same time. When you feel good you are happy in spirit and thought, giving in an expansive way, and over the top generous with time and physical goods. You might blow someone’s mind (or literally) then wonder if making love to them all night long (literally) to the point of their exhaustion was too much too soon and then beat yourself up about it. You’ve made it through tough times before Taurus and this month could be a little bit like that. Refocus and re center and stop worrying about everyone else.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Let’s just call this your post-birthday vacation month because you’re feeling so darned good about yourself you must be working everything on someone else’s dime and time. Yes, you’re all that but don’t blow your wad of ego driven optimism all in one shot as you do want to carry this trend to next month as well. Does that sound negative to you? It’s just a realistic but cautionary heads up to enjoy the abundance of love, lovers, and want to be with you admirers that are filling your days and nights right now. Be kind, be generous, be considerate and the trend will continue. Don’t give them a reason to leave you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You feel renewed and reinvigorated (Birthdays will do that for you) and you whizz around like a set free celebratory balloon wanting to experience as much as you can. The key to continuing this energetic buzz and not ending up spent and deflated behind the couch is to not get lost in the belief that someone is just waiting for the right moment to piss on your parade. Acceptance of yourself is the key: of your glorious fetishes, your delightful quirks, and your erotic eccentricities. It’s what we love about you. Accept that you’re okay and that you deserve goodness above all things – we certainly think you do.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’re spending a lot of time right now wondering why your generosity is (to you) neither reciprocated nor appreciated. Now truthfully you wouldn’t dare deny that you are a fan of relationship score keeping but it seems that those who know where the chinks in your emotional armor exist are really getting to you and demanding that you work even harder to get their attention. The more you do the more they want. So, you can either protest loudly or offer up your subservient ass for a sexy shit kicking. Either way, you’ll be the center of attention and you wouldn’t dare deny that you’re a fan of being in the spotlight either would you?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re still as busy as you were last month, still as wanted, and still as needed. This makes you happy. That you are also lusted after makes you very very happy. The only issue you may have is when associates insist on sharing their opinions and advice regarding who you do and when you do them. They miss the painfully obvious point that it’s up to you how you go about quenching your summer thirst for physical love. You don’t need their advice and you don’t want it. Ignore it in your own lovely Virgo way then go about your dirty business in your own lovely Virgo way. Just be careful out there.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’re not a horridly selfish person but you’re also not in a race to be the most accommodating person that ever graced the land. Trouble is that instead of accepting you for you, lovers and others want an explanation (You’re not involved with a Leo are you?) for your behavior. They want to know why you won’t do for them like they expect? Why, Libra? Is it too much for them to ask? In this case it is. They knew what you were like when they stowed their boots under the bed and slipped between your silky soft sheets and wet slick thighs. You are you, you own you, and you should keep on doing you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Everything in your life is hunky dory except for one major point: your deep soul searching has led not to your happy place, but to a place where happiness is still hidden. It’s like when someone thinks blindfolding you will increase your sexual satisfaction; missing the visual can certainly up the tension, but for you it lessens the overall encounter. You want to feel things and see things; the hands that touch you, tongue that licks you, teeth that nibble incessantly on your sweetest spots. Still, the big old world exists out from underneath you doesn’t it, and the question is: why do you feel a little bit lost? Close your eyes and think about that this hot steamy July.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

For the first time all year you are at peace with the emotional dogs that have been nipping at your heels – letting go does have its benefits. That’s why other people do it. It’s time also Sagittarius to clean your slate, change your sheets, and sweep the cobweb relationships out of the corners of your heart and soul. Those are the ones that you go back to and get all caught up in again, and me of all people is telling you that it’s not all about the sex: there’s great, and then there’s greater yet when you add need, lust, and desire to a basic take the edge off with a good but mindless make out session. Make room for the new. Fuck Buddies be gone.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Who knew you could get your cozy groove on again so soon after the unsettling events of last month and your resultant desire to not do your peeps, but to be done with them. They’re a tiresome bunch at times but when you get tired of doing the solo thing you’ll want to rejoin the human race and attend all the parties and places where everybody’s looking for and getting something something. Capricorns would have experienced different levels of upset last month and even if you didn’t yourself, it’s still time to let your guard down a little bit more and let chance and circumstance lead you to a place that sensible Caps rarely go – the unknown.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’re a feelings kind of sign – always have been and always will be so you don’t have a problem with emotions as a whole and you can and will screw almost anyone from sad to satisfied (you’ve got some skills:) but only if they don’t go all mopey, maudlin, and poor me on you. When that happens you’re out. Over the next few weeks your tolerance in this regard might be even lower and you should expect to be tested a little more than usual. The question you must ask yourself is, where is the real aggravation coming from – you or them?

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You, Pisces, are enjoying a very real sense that life is in fact exactly on track, as you float through a distinct phase where you believe that if you can dream it you can have it. Can you apply this to possessions and people? Would you like to cup their ass in your hands, tweak a nipple, breath the earthy essence of their core? Keeping in mind of course that no does actually mean no, sometimes it means no the first time you ask, and sometimes the second…but sometimes it also turns to a yes. Focus on one thing at a time Pisces and then go after it or them, whatever the case may be.



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Friday the 13th…oh my… but there’s more

world cup soccer, mars, pluto, full moon

Friday the 13th  –If you don’t look for bad luck – bad luck won’t look for you.

Moving on.

Sweet sexy Venus is opposite icy Saturn (frustrations & limitations) on the 13th and it might make you wonder if you’re in the right relationship. You’d much rather make love than answer to harsh knocks to your character and intentions but those might be hard to avoid. This too shall pass, but not before the already Full Moon in Sagittarius takes a seat opposite the Gemini Sun. Should you stay or should you go… Again, this too shall pass. Mars (energetic passion) then picks a fight with Pluto (control & power) on the 14th adding even more tension to an already emotionally loaded weekend. I may go to bed Friday and stay there till Monday. It is World Cup, it’s not like there’s nothing to watch on TV. Grab your favorite sports fan, the remote, snacks, something to drink, and a bucket full of lube (always pack lube, even if it is for a stay-cation.) Let the planets scrap it out above, and you stay cool and satisfied below.

Love Lily

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Full Moon in Sagittarius heading our way…be gentle

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Full Moon in Sagittarius June 12

Have you ever had a huge blowout that came from so far out in left field that you didn’t see it or its big brother (the one that tells you to get your sorry ass out) coming. This is an alert to that very possibility.

A Full Moon in Sagittarius can make us emotional and needy with a desire to talk things out. This can be both a good or bad thing: if it leads to deeper understandings, wonderful, if it only clouds issues more (as it very well could this time with the additional retrograde energies of both Mercury and Neptune), then best keep the talking to a minimum for a minute. Don’t push things by asking partners, “what are you thinking?” Seriously, let it go. Love them. And leave it at that for the next few days.


….just let it go.

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Neptune Retrograde all night long


(and every night till mid November)

Neptune Retrograde June 9 and onward

Neptune is a quirky planet ruling both inspiration and delusion and when it changes from one direction to another confusion often rules: It’s going to do that now and keep on doing it till mid-November. On a positive note it’ll be easy to reflect on the what’s and why’s as the way is clear for insights and ideas. Negatively you may be easily led into someone else’s fantasies or be unclear about your own. You may think you want to do certain things with certain people… but then have a very strong “what was I thinking” kind of moment after you do. Get ready; it’s going to be a magnificently wacky kind of summer.

Neptune Retrograde(artwork urbanbushido at deviantartt)

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Moment of Change

Lily Lick:

…so well written

Originally posted on Cliterary Review:

When did it happen?

When did that moment occur when you stopped fucking me and started making love to me?

I didn’t see it happen, I didn’t feel the shifting of your emotional tide.  I just know at some point it changed.

You stopped spanking me.  You stopped pulling my hair.  You stopped tying me up, clamping me down.  You stopped the punishments.

You started caressing my skin.  You began stroking my hair.  You put away your tethers and devices.  You stopped trying to leash me.

When I asked you about the change, you said you didn’t need those things.  That you liked us just the way we are.

And I knew.

The shift had taken place.

The tide had changed.

You are invested.

I can see it in the subtle depth of colors in your eyes.

I can feel it in the loving way your mouth moves over mine.

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Venus & Neptune…oh my



Lovely Venus nestles blissfully with resourceful Neptune June 4th. Solid connections can be forged with partners without the distraction of words. So, no talking, just doing: soulful, passionate and deeply satisfying doing.


A Gemini Sun alignment with Uranus on the 6th then pairs a love of distraction and interaction with the desire for edgy experimentation.

If you’re brave enough to look for, and to take them, the possibilities and opportunities are endless.


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True Story: Dick Heads in the Garden


Poppies in the Garden Northern summers are limited, and the potential for pleasant surprise does not have the luxury of time and slow ease of wait and see observation. The intrusive pale green shoots that force their way up through the perennial daisies return. Fine — grow — show me something: make me leave you there.

Poppies in the Garden


I am rewarded with giant flower buds — down covered and silky smooth. They sway in the breeze like a gathering of so many cock-heads, and I cannot help but stroke each one as I would a lover.  I imagine that under the moon they ooze sweet drops of come. When they bloom, the pink petals fold down on themselves like heavy lips that try, but rarely succeed in guarding the sweet core.  A gently slid finger reveals satin skins, rich pollens, a drop of moisture. A place perhaps where fairy tongues have lingered.




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