Date Night Dispatch New Moon in Leo, Mars in Scorpio

Date Night Dispatch…info for going out and doing it right

(I know, any night is date night, but we’re talking the standard Friday Saturday Night here…the two that cause the most stress, and you buy that new dress or press those pants for.)

Friday July 25 & Saturday July 26

Mars enters Scorpio on Friday creating a synergy of charisma and magnetism, and brings with it the courage to act without fear. Be careful though to avoid situations of secrecy that may cause jealousy and envy. (Yes, you do know what I mean and yes, the question then is what are you willing to risk in order to get what you think you want?)

A New Moon in Leo rises Saturday bringing with it a brand new cycle of love and creativity … or one of creative love. Why not water the seed of curious invention when the sky’s handed you the hose?

**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.




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Super Full Moon = Super You

Super Full Moon Lily Lick's Love SignsIf your personal sky isn’t filled with clouds on the night of the 12th, a brilliant Capricorn Full Moon sitting opposite Cancer should illuminate it. Expect your emotional world to be tugged between Capricorn’s facts not fiction ways and Cancer’s warm and fuzzy energy. You could fight to retain your side of everything, or meet in the middle, where wild, wicked, and wanton things can happen. The Super Moon follows on the 13th and with Venus and Mars in the mix it might just be the right time to shelve the shyness and ask for what, whom, or how you really want it.

(This is a SUPER Full Moon because the Moon is at its closest point (perigee) to the Earth the day after the Full Moon – on July 13. The next Full Moon – August 10 – will be the biggest SUPER Full Moon of 2014. Yikes!)


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Lily Lick’s Love Signs July 2014

Just when you’d given up hope that they’d ever show up — bam — here they are! Thanks for your patience and understanding and what’s ups.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

How do you spell relief? The answer for you Aries is getting to live in your own skin: however, whenever and wherever you choose to do so. You’ve been pressured lately and not at all like the sweet push of a determined tongue. No Aries, you’ve been almost forced to give over every last bit of stuff you had to give – making sure they were happy, satisfied, ridden hard, and put away wet. Still the beauty is that when you’re sated and worn out everyone within arms length is as well. Maybe you’ll just be greedy and come first, which is in fact another way of spelling relief. It’s a good month Aries, enjoy.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The Universe sends you mixed messages this month: you feel good but you feel vulnerable at the same time. When you feel good you are happy in spirit and thought, giving in an expansive way, and over the top generous with time and physical goods. You might blow someone’s mind (or literally) then wonder if making love to them all night long (literally) to the point of their exhaustion was too much too soon and then beat yourself up about it. You’ve made it through tough times before Taurus and this month could be a little bit like that. Refocus and re center and stop worrying about everyone else.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Let’s just call this your post-birthday vacation month because you’re feeling so darned good about yourself you must be working everything on someone else’s dime and time. Yes, you’re all that but don’t blow your wad of ego driven optimism all in one shot as you do want to carry this trend to next month as well. Does that sound negative to you? It’s just a realistic but cautionary heads up to enjoy the abundance of love, lovers, and want to be with you admirers that are filling your days and nights right now. Be kind, be generous, be considerate and the trend will continue. Don’t give them a reason to leave you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You feel renewed and reinvigorated (Birthdays will do that for you) and you whizz around like a set free celebratory balloon wanting to experience as much as you can. The key to continuing this energetic buzz and not ending up spent and deflated behind the couch is to not get lost in the belief that someone is just waiting for the right moment to piss on your parade. Acceptance of yourself is the key: of your glorious fetishes, your delightful quirks, and your erotic eccentricities. It’s what we love about you. Accept that you’re okay and that you deserve goodness above all things – we certainly think you do.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’re spending a lot of time right now wondering why your generosity is (to you) neither reciprocated nor appreciated. Now truthfully you wouldn’t dare deny that you are a fan of relationship score keeping but it seems that those who know where the chinks in your emotional armor exist are really getting to you and demanding that you work even harder to get their attention. The more you do the more they want. So, you can either protest loudly or offer up your subservient ass for a sexy shit kicking. Either way, you’ll be the center of attention and you wouldn’t dare deny that you’re a fan of being in the spotlight either would you?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re still as busy as you were last month, still as wanted, and still as needed. This makes you happy. That you are also lusted after makes you very very happy. The only issue you may have is when associates insist on sharing their opinions and advice regarding who you do and when you do them. They miss the painfully obvious point that it’s up to you how you go about quenching your summer thirst for physical love. You don’t need their advice and you don’t want it. Ignore it in your own lovely Virgo way then go about your dirty business in your own lovely Virgo way. Just be careful out there.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’re not a horridly selfish person but you’re also not in a race to be the most accommodating person that ever graced the land. Trouble is that instead of accepting you for you, lovers and others want an explanation (You’re not involved with a Leo are you?) for your behavior. They want to know why you won’t do for them like they expect? Why, Libra? Is it too much for them to ask? In this case it is. They knew what you were like when they stowed their boots under the bed and slipped between your silky soft sheets and wet slick thighs. You are you, you own you, and you should keep on doing you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Everything in your life is hunky dory except for one major point: your deep soul searching has led not to your happy place, but to a place where happiness is still hidden. It’s like when someone thinks blindfolding you will increase your sexual satisfaction; missing the visual can certainly up the tension, but for you it lessens the overall encounter. You want to feel things and see things; the hands that touch you, tongue that licks you, teeth that nibble incessantly on your sweetest spots. Still, the big old world exists out from underneath you doesn’t it, and the question is: why do you feel a little bit lost? Close your eyes and think about that this hot steamy July.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

For the first time all year you are at peace with the emotional dogs that have been nipping at your heels – letting go does have its benefits. That’s why other people do it. It’s time also Sagittarius to clean your slate, change your sheets, and sweep the cobweb relationships out of the corners of your heart and soul. Those are the ones that you go back to and get all caught up in again, and me of all people is telling you that it’s not all about the sex: there’s great, and then there’s greater yet when you add need, lust, and desire to a basic take the edge off with a good but mindless make out session. Make room for the new. Fuck Buddies be gone.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Who knew you could get your cozy groove on again so soon after the unsettling events of last month and your resultant desire to not do your peeps, but to be done with them. They’re a tiresome bunch at times but when you get tired of doing the solo thing you’ll want to rejoin the human race and attend all the parties and places where everybody’s looking for and getting something something. Capricorns would have experienced different levels of upset last month and even if you didn’t yourself, it’s still time to let your guard down a little bit more and let chance and circumstance lead you to a place that sensible Caps rarely go – the unknown.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’re a feelings kind of sign – always have been and always will be so you don’t have a problem with emotions as a whole and you can and will screw almost anyone from sad to satisfied (you’ve got some skills:) but only if they don’t go all mopey, maudlin, and poor me on you. When that happens you’re out. Over the next few weeks your tolerance in this regard might be even lower and you should expect to be tested a little more than usual. The question you must ask yourself is, where is the real aggravation coming from – you or them?

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You, Pisces, are enjoying a very real sense that life is in fact exactly on track, as you float through a distinct phase where you believe that if you can dream it you can have it. Can you apply this to possessions and people? Would you like to cup their ass in your hands, tweak a nipple, breath the earthy essence of their core? Keeping in mind of course that no does actually mean no, sometimes it means no the first time you ask, and sometimes the second…but sometimes it also turns to a yes. Focus on one thing at a time Pisces and then go after it or them, whatever the case may be.



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Friday the 13th…oh my… but there’s more

world cup soccer, mars, pluto, full moon

Friday the 13th  –If you don’t look for bad luck – bad luck won’t look for you.

Moving on.

Sweet sexy Venus is opposite icy Saturn (frustrations & limitations) on the 13th and it might make you wonder if you’re in the right relationship. You’d much rather make love than answer to harsh knocks to your character and intentions but those might be hard to avoid. This too shall pass, but not before the already Full Moon in Sagittarius takes a seat opposite the Gemini Sun. Should you stay or should you go… Again, this too shall pass. Mars (energetic passion) then picks a fight with Pluto (control & power) on the 14th adding even more tension to an already emotionally loaded weekend. I may go to bed Friday and stay there till Monday. It is World Cup, it’s not like there’s nothing to watch on TV. Grab your favorite sports fan, the remote, snacks, something to drink, and a bucket full of lube (always pack lube, even if it is for a stay-cation.) Let the planets scrap it out above, and you stay cool and satisfied below.

Love Lily

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Full Moon in Sagittarius heading our way…be gentle

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Full Moon in Sagittarius June 12

Have you ever had a huge blowout that came from so far out in left field that you didn’t see it or its big brother (the one that tells you to get your sorry ass out) coming. This is an alert to that very possibility.

A Full Moon in Sagittarius can make us emotional and needy with a desire to talk things out. This can be both a good or bad thing: if it leads to deeper understandings, wonderful, if it only clouds issues more (as it very well could this time with the additional retrograde energies of both Mercury and Neptune), then best keep the talking to a minimum for a minute. Don’t push things by asking partners, “what are you thinking?” Seriously, let it go. Love them. And leave it at that for the next few days.


….just let it go.

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Neptune Retrograde all night long


(and every night till mid November)

Neptune Retrograde June 9 and onward

Neptune is a quirky planet ruling both inspiration and delusion and when it changes from one direction to another confusion often rules: It’s going to do that now and keep on doing it till mid-November. On a positive note it’ll be easy to reflect on the what’s and why’s as the way is clear for insights and ideas. Negatively you may be easily led into someone else’s fantasies or be unclear about your own. You may think you want to do certain things with certain people… but then have a very strong “what was I thinking” kind of moment after you do. Get ready; it’s going to be a magnificently wacky kind of summer.

Neptune Retrograde(artwork urbanbushido at deviantartt)

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Moment of Change

Lily Lick:

…so well written

Originally posted on Cliterary Review:

When did it happen?

When did that moment occur when you stopped fucking me and started making love to me?

I didn’t see it happen, I didn’t feel the shifting of your emotional tide.  I just know at some point it changed.

You stopped spanking me.  You stopped pulling my hair.  You stopped tying me up, clamping me down.  You stopped the punishments.

You started caressing my skin.  You began stroking my hair.  You put away your tethers and devices.  You stopped trying to leash me.

When I asked you about the change, you said you didn’t need those things.  That you liked us just the way we are.

And I knew.

The shift had taken place.

The tide had changed.

You are invested.

I can see it in the subtle depth of colors in your eyes.

I can feel it in the loving way your mouth moves over mine.

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Venus & Neptune…oh my



Lovely Venus nestles blissfully with resourceful Neptune June 4th. Solid connections can be forged with partners without the distraction of words. So, no talking, just doing: soulful, passionate and deeply satisfying doing.


A Gemini Sun alignment with Uranus on the 6th then pairs a love of distraction and interaction with the desire for edgy experimentation.

If you’re brave enough to look for, and to take them, the possibilities and opportunities are endless.


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True Story: Dick Heads in the Garden


Poppies in the Garden Northern summers are limited, and the potential for pleasant surprise does not have the luxury of time and slow ease of wait and see observation. The intrusive pale green shoots that force their way up through the perennial daisies return. Fine — grow — show me something: make me leave you there.

Poppies in the Garden


I am rewarded with giant flower buds — down covered and silky smooth. They sway in the breeze like a gathering of so many cock-heads, and I cannot help but stroke each one as I would a lover.  I imagine that under the moon they ooze sweet drops of come. When they bloom, the pink petals fold down on themselves like heavy lips that try, but rarely succeed in guarding the sweet core.  A gently slid finger reveals satin skins, rich pollens, a drop of moisture. A place perhaps where fairy tongues have lingered.




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Lily Lick’s Love Signs June… What’s in here for you

Surely you can find something to do with that wonderfully sexy mouth of yours? What about your tongue? Isn’t there something out there to lick besides your wounded pride?

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Oh, you’re just moving at top Aries speed and you expect everyone to keep up with you, to be as enthused as you, to be as energized and eager as you. What’s the problem with that? Nothing essentially until you run into the cold-water throwers; those ones that can’t do what you do but want what you have. Think of the “friend” who secretly sabotages your new or ongoing fabulous and full of great sex relationship – that monopolizes your time — and if you let them, fills your mind with little negativities that build to big doubts about your lover. Be wary.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

OMG! Can no one out there make a decision about anything? It feels like that for you this month, Taurus. You’re not opposed to masterminding an evening of food and related fucking but when they want you to plan it and then they complain about it, it becomes quite tiring. They’ve left you no choice: time to be The Bull and call BS on it all. Dig your little hooves in and suggest that they take it or leave it. You can be angry (although it’s really a waste of energy), you can be stubborn, and you can stand your ground. This month you won’t feel like backing down or holding back. Don’t go looking for fights but do look forward to making up in your special Taurus way.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You and your bruised feelings are just chilling with each other trying to figure out this whole hurt by someone else thing out. How the freak did that happen in your well-ordered, self-contained, and self-controlled little world? Which one of you wasn’t paying attention? Accepting that even as fabulous as you are, that the world is a selfish place, and not everyone gives a shit about you will go further to healing your ouchy heart than pouting. Surely you can find something to do with that wonderfully sexy mouth of yours? What about your tongue? Isn’t there something out there to lick besides your wounded pride?

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The door to your emotional vault is off the hinges and the secret things you want to keep hidden are in danger of being exposed to all who seek your truth. Not good. Here’s a thought: clean your emotional house. No holding back. While a warm and fuzzy trip down memory lane is quite nice sometimes, holding on to things that hurt us is not. Keeping things like this close enough to re-live regularly isn’t healthy. Lovers want the best for you, share what you safely can with them and let them help you make room for the good stuff you so dearly deserve. If there’s certain things back there that have fueled a sexy fetish or two… well, you can’t throw everything away.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22)

All your energy is focused on playing and this is the best way you can see right now to ease the stress you feel and that continues to build. Playing can mean different things to different people but for you it still needs to contain some Leo focused attention. Whether it’s one on one, or two, or three, or in front of one, or two, or three, you feel the need to do whatever it takes to get your mind…out of your mind. You need to relax or your forced and fake happy will become obvious and awkward for all involved. Nothing worse than loving someone who is so clearly not with you in the moment is there? Don’t let that someone be you.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You are completely in your zone these next few weeks with more stuff to do, people to see, and love to make than you can stuff into one day. On top of this, potential partners beg for your attention and the opportunities to begin new affairs and relationships abound. You are wanted, wooed, and worshipped. Could life be any better? Not right now it couldn’t. The only caution for you Virgo is to make sure you leave time to re-energize yourself so you can satisfy the needs of your lust-for-you filled lovers. This month you are that good.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You are gleefully traipsing down the it’s all about me road after putting everyone else’s needs and desires on hold in order to serve your own interests. The balance you have helped others seek has now turned inwards to you and it’s time to find out what is truly going to make you happy in the short term and the long term. Uh, this is big Libra so you need to turn off your media devices and listen to your own heartbeat for a minute or two. If you do this now the road to satisfaction will be shorter. What? No talk of sex? Everything is sex Libra. What makes your heart pound outside of bed will make it pound harder in bed. It’s all related and it is that simple.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The mystery is inside, and it is you. Wow. Could it be that you’re as stymied by yourself these days as everyone else is by you? Those close to you know that they’ll never figure out what really makes you tick and some nights they fear the dark as much as they do falling into the mystery of your psyche and not being able to find their way out. (You rock, by the way.) They’re afraid to go, afraid to stay, but they always come back don’t they? It’s time then, for you to mine your own depths, figure some shit out, and with the answers amp up your self-control and indeed, your control over every one else. It’s not a bad thing. It’s a Scorpio thing.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Where the F is everyone? Did they actually stay away when you told them to? Don’t they know you meant just for that particular day and not this particular day? Seems not. Now you want them back, to talk, to touch, to make love to… you’re going to have to do the reaching out here. You may have hurt a few feelings when you were shooing them out ofLily Lick's Love Signs your bed but they’ll be so happy that you’re back to normal that they’ll crawl right up in there again. Servicing oneself, as you forced them to, can only do a body so much good so you should make extra efforts to take the edge off the need that built within them while they were banished by you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The Mercury Retrograde through most of this month may frustrate you more than others, as even the simplest of details seem to escape you. This is getting set to drive you a little nuts. Added to this is the feeling of being misunderstood on just about every level there is to be misunderstood on. Avoid any conversation that starts with “Does this outfit make me look…” Expect confusion but don’t let the upset make you bury your head anywhere but between your lover’s thighs. That is what they wanted isn’t it? Or did you get that balls-ed up as well?

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You wish to engage in all things with all people but you are that scattered in your attentions that the focuses of your attentions may not reciprocate. (You are that obviously distracted.) You also may scare potential repeat partners off with your overzealous attempts to satisfy them. You don’t need to try every angle and position each time and you don’t need to go at it again right away. They’re good. Let them be for a minute and consider this: A surprise result is much more satisfying than a pre-determined one. (AKA – didn’t see that making me come.) Enjoy everything you’re doing, but do it without the expectation of specific results. It’s all about the subtlety of touch. You’ve got time. Figure it out.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Tranquility wherefore art thou? Not in your head that’s for sure. Normally you live to escape inward but right now your imagination overwhelms you: your days are filled to the brim with exotic thoughts and your nights with erotic dreams. Keeping it real and exciting and new is exhausting. You’d be happier just right now if someone else would do the dreaming and planning and innovation. If lazy partners won’t step up and it’s up to you again then it’s time to go for a wander in some other dreamer’s head. Read dirty books, watch sexy films (or straight up porn if you’d rather), doodle nudes on a napkin, gaze at sculpted arses at the art gallery. Sex, in all its glorious forms is out there. Take a load off and go get yourself some.

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