Lily Lick’s Love Signs September …who needs buckets of goo?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Like the springs on a well-used bed there’s lots of up and down bounce coming in your life over the next few weeks. Normally this would bother you given your appreciation for laser directed activity but you’re going to find that this all over the place energy turns you into a dynamo of passionate activity. (I hope your partners have buckets of goo on hand.) An added advantage to your hyped up self is that it’s easier for you to ignore minor irritations. Who’s got time for them… I mean those kinds of things? Moving on.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You are truly a list machine and there’s nothing like putting your feet up at the end of the day with your little stubby pencil and ticking things off – did it, done, done with it. When you’re really in the zone with this you’re an unstoppable force delayed only by other people getting in your way. Why can’t they just leave you to your own methods and trust that you’ve got it? Why the opinions, the questions, the suggestions? Here’s my suggestion: cold as it may be, treat them like an item on your list. Fill them, do them, and tick them off as done. If nothing else it’ll stop them talking for a while.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The make things better bug bites that beautiful butt of yours this month and you’re determined to fix everything in one go – places, people, and problems. The trouble is that you have to do more than identify an issue and provide a solution that others can implement; you have to also put in an effort yourself. Otherwise you’re just dictating, which my Gemini friends, is far different than delegating the job. Think: Blow me (dictating) or, because I can’t blow myself I’d like you to do it for me (delegatingJ. Be kind to your frustrations this month or your frustrations will grow more frustrating.

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Things are not quite as settled as you’d like them to be this month Cancer and even though you can handle personal change, or changeability in others, this amount reaches your limits for handling with ease. No need to seek cover in your shell though as this pushing and pulling of power won’t last forever and you will prevail. Pick your scrimmages with care – no toothpaste, toilet seat, or side of the bed scrapping. This is not a warning that bigger things are coming, just a suggestion that bigger issues tend to arrive under cover of little distracting irritations. Didn’t see that coming? – yes you did, you just chose not to pay it the mind it called for.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You are that impressed with yourself right now and your ability to be everywhere and everything to everyone that you just keep loading up your plate until it’s piled high with things that need to be done at the same time. And yes, given the opportunity, you will double book your ass to tap those other asses (at the same time) like you’re some kind of sex super hero (or heroine). It’s a month for pushing limits, you want to do it, and experience with you lot tells me that even if I tell you not to, you will do it anyway.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Step out of the shadows Virgo and take a bow. Accept with grace all the accolades, adoration, and affection that comes your way. Everyone deserves his or her moment of glory and appreciation and this month this time is yours. Admit it. Even though you tirelessly care for others, you do like the occasional pat on the back and the recognition that you are the best at what you do. Being told you are the best ever in bed only fuels the fires of being even better – wait do they know that about you? Maybe, but right now, they’re counting their sexual blessings to have found you.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Please continue to ignore that little voice that keeps telling you it’s your job to make everything nice for everyone else. Wait, belay that order. Don’t ignore it at all, listen to it, and while you do this use it instead to remind you of exactly what you don’t want to do, which is to slide backwards into that very “I got you at the expense of myself” state you’ve struggled so hard to get out of. Slide if you want but let it only be on the slick essence of current lovers. Be strong Libra. Be confident and believe that you’ve got you.

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your elevated sense of responsibility (real or imagined) is beginning to feel like a burden you doubt you can carry much longer. Be that as it may, you are less likely to admit defeat or ask for help than you are to chew through the ties that bind you to this situation. Oddly, these feelings of oppression and duty infuse you with simmering anger and sexual need. Taken together you are a powerhouse of erotic aggression and inventiveness. Lovers won’t know whether to run away or fall at your feet, which is kind of the way you prefer them anyway. Still, you’d be best advised to give yourself a break.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The world is full of possibilities for you right now Sag, and the only way to keep track of them and decide which route(s) to take is to sit down and work all the parameters out. Don’t go for the short-term satisfaction; that would be looks, or a big dick, or whatever your particular fixation is at the moment. Look more for sustainability of a relationship, look for common interests, common goals… and yes, common fetishes. Look for a central core of connection and go forward from there and past the end of your own nose, which I’m sure is buried, as per usual, between someone’s warm and musty thighs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

As with Sagittarius above, you to should spread your little Goat wings and look further than your immediate horizon. Look for opportunities or people even, that speak to you. Think of where you want to be and whom you want to be there with. Think of what you want to do with the rest of your life (yes, it’s time for that thinkfest). As you do this you’ll know you’ve hit on it when the thought/image is accompanied by a twinge of excitement and desire just right there in your gut. Develop an emotional and spiritual hard on and lust after your future as you would a lover. Do this and the future shall be yours.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

One minute you couldn’t give a fuck, the next you’re tearing your hair out with anxious anticipation and need – this is irritating for you, and for others, who can’t tell if you do or don’t want them as lovers. This back and forth is actually a little bit normal for you but it’s time Aquarius, to stop piddling around with the little shit and attempt to piece the bits into a bigger vision. Better yet, admit to yourself that you do want stability, and control, and maybe even some tiny bit of consistency. Weird. Probably just a passing phase.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

It’s always easy for you to connect with others but this is usually on a more emotional and a resulting physical (you filthy thing) level than a psychic one. This month however your intuition is hyper sharp and the resulting emotional drain is exhausting. What if you knew exactly how much a hoped for conquest liked you and what they wanted from you before you tried it on with them? Would it stop you or would you feel like crap (because you are emotional) when they reacted as badly on your leaving them, as you already knew they would. This month take extra care with those you play with and how you play with them.

 

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Date Night August 29,30,31 …tricky but promising

The Sun (drive & self-expression) opposes Neptune (inspiration & faith) on Friday the 29th, and the overall energy may be one of being made to give up your own desires in order to appease the demands of others more strong-willed. It won’t be that you don’t want to make out at all, but that you may not want to make out their way. (From behind again!) An effort to meet in the middle will offer the real chance of a deeper emotional connection. The Moon moves into Scorpio on Saturday/Sunday heightening our suspicious natures but if you’re able to release resentments and stop with the questions already, then that time and space can be filled with self-indulgent, sensualistic, partner satisfying excess. It’s what Scorpio energy does. We, as Scorpios, invite you to give it a try.

Other than that remember this: Rushing anywhere or forcing anything doesn’t get you there faster or get you better results. Slow down. Plant your backside in a comfy chair and chill. It’s just a long weekend.

Love Lily

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Play Me Like a Teal Violin

Gives fingering a whole new…mmm…level of meaning doesn’t it? If these sweet plaintive notes can be pulled from such tight strings what could you evoke from a lover when you choose your instrument wisely?

 

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Date Night Updates Moon in Leo & Sun in Virgo

The Moon enters Leo on Friday the 22nd. Security, or more likely, insecurity issues can steal a comfortable center stage right out from underneath us. Comfortable stage here being one where we are set to be loved up and laid down on a bed of whispered promises, smooth strokes, and anticipated satisfaction…until we start worrying if our thighs dimple in the lamplight or if our little beer gut is casting a hulking great shadow on the wall behind us. Mood killer. Don’t have to go there. The Sun moves into Virgo on Saturday where it urges us all to take care of others. What a wonderful excuse to pull your thumb out of your own ass and insert it in another’s – when they come, which they will if you use a little lube first – you can just say that Virgo made you do it.

Have a lovely weekend,

Lily

**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.

Sunset in Africa June 2014

Sunset Over Africa

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Date Night August 15-17 Mars in Scorpio spoons with Pluto

This weekend begins when Mars (energy) already in Scorpio (determination) spoons with Pluto (power) on the 15th. …Oh, you’ll be in the mood to get the job done, just don’t exhaust your lovers or yourself with the need to do things a certain way. 15 strokes to this side, 15 to that side, 10 all the way in, and repeat, might get us there but without the hot passion we so dearly seek. This energy is compounded, (just like to use the word “pound”), by Mercury moving into Virgo and acting as an additional detail monitor: It makes us miss the big picture. It blocks us. It makes our asses better doors than windows. If there was ever a time to go with the flow, then this weekend is that time. Go forth, guard your egos, and be gentle with everyone else’s.

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**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.

Love Lily

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Date Night Dispatch — Mercury Trine Uranus, Square Saturn & Super Full Moon

Lily Lick's Love SignsFriday August 8 brings us the curious (because it makes us think) aspect of Mercury (thoughts & ideas) trine Uranus (originality & rebellion). Open your heart, your mind, and your thighs and let the light of sexy creativity shine in, as the desire to stretch your own boundaries will be strong. However, Mercury also squares Saturn (limitations) making us question our motives, restrict our actions, and question our lovers. Everyone wants to explore new horizons but is anxiously awkward about acceptance. Go easy on yourself, and do not get lost in the sauce of self-doubt. There’s more: the Sunday Night Super Full Moon in Aquarius helps us to connect our dirty dreams with reality and when we’re one with ourselves we can successfully be one with another. This energy will build over Friday and Saturday, peak on Sunday and ease as the week begins. Use it to discover what makes your lovers throb, thrum, and come. Could there be a better start to a week? I think not.

Go Gently,

Love Lily

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Date Nite Dispatch — Venus Trine Saturn, Mercury Square Mars

Friday August 1 & Saturday August 2

On Friday when Venus (love & harmony) cozies up to Saturn (control & sensibility) it makes us appreciative of what we have and makes us want to keep it. Yeah, what were you thinking following that ass-twitching piece of swagger down the street? As the weekend begins tend to your home fires. If you do, and seeing as how you’ll be so satisfied and loved up, then the communication challenges that Mercury square Mars brings in on Saturday won’t be that much of an issue for you and yours. Possessiveness and territorial “boundaries” may be stretched this dark evening. Try not to slap anyone please.

Lily

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Lily Lick’s Love Signs August

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Things are so good you could just jump up and down for joy couldn’t you? And if you seriously cannot think of any other physical activity to engage in then you go get busy with the calisthenics. This lovely time, however, is more perfectly used to learn a new skill (filthy possibilities endless there) or to scratch an event off your bucket list: have you not always wanted to make love in the shadow of the local water tower, or on the pitcher’s mound… maybe you just want to do the pitcher. Go forth and make it so while the making is good.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Should you just sit quietly or should you throw caution to the wind and start working on a goal or a personal conquest that’s been waiting for you to make a move. They may take your lack of advancement in their direction as you not being interested and then focus their passion elsewhere. That would suck wouldn’t it? The only thing that should be a back and forth motion is you in them or them in you. All this seesawing between yes and no only serves to delay the possible start of something awesomely good. Follow your gut — don’t argue with it.

 Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re a total pansy ass sometimes — but you know that don’t you? Commit/don’t commit, dive wildly into the pool of love/fear the deep end, it’s what you do. You are irrationally paranoid at times. You want control of the situation, the outcome, and all the players. If you can’t have all that, then you’re out. Guess what buttercup, it’s not happening that way this month. If you encounter some negativity or push back, just accept it (it’s how we have to deal with you) and move through it. Now powder that pansy ass and come to bed, we’ve got something for you.

 Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Summer’s not done yet, and the party’s not over even though you may feel like it is. All good things come in time my little crustacean so lets not waste your last few optimism building months on the misguided fear that your inner work has been for nothing. Good things are coming your way. You may have been the glue that held a relationship together or you’ve been waiting for the right time to approach someone new and your good work and patience is about to be paid out. Remain confident. Remember: Karma’s only a bitch if you are.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This month the Universe is your oyster and you reap the returns of the patience and generosity you’ve extended others. But remember this my pet, when an oyster reveals it’s beautiful pearl, we realize that the gifts of greatest return often begin with the seed of irritation — like that one grain of sand stuck in your ass after some beachside play. Brush it off or nurture it till it becomes the pearl you desire? Ah, you see how big the smallest things can become? Forget what’s already warm and fuzzy this month and pay attention to what or who needs work.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Wow, how did all the messy emotional dreck you work so hard to hide start gumming up your emotional state again. You’re very good at easing the angst of others but do neglect yourself on a regular basis. I know, I know, you’ll deal with it tomorrow but tomorrow is here now. Clean up Virgo spill, Aisle 6. You get to this state once a year around this time so before you have a meltdown mid stroke (receiving or sending) you need to deal with this ’cause we really don’t want you to stop what you’re doing. We’ll help you clean up your personal shit after, just don’t stop.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’re feeling more generous to other souls this month especially those you’re partnered with or that you’ve partnered with in the past. You’ve probably even reconnected your devices, and unblocked some of those pesky contacts you threw some shade at. In fact, what you’re set to find out is that the art of the reconnect is actually hidden in the disconnect. Weird how that happens isn’t it? The bigger picture? It takes 30 days to break a habit. Maybe so maybe not: if fucking them was spectacular last year, it’s gonna be just as good tomorrow. You could do them every day for 30 days and see if they become a new old habit. Up to you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

At heart you love deeply and truly, you hunger, you ache, you desire — it just doesn’t appear that way to those you toy with. When you bring that deepness to the surface and let loose others can be completely taken aback. They thought you didn’t like them that much, that you only tolerated them while you drained the sexual life out of them and now it seems that you’re so into them that there’s no room left inside for them. Oh well. Status quo. Keeps them on their toes, especially when they’re strung up just so while you kiss their ass with the stroke of a well placed paddle. Carry on.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Saggy, you are on fire emotionally, physically, spiritually, and intellectually and you’re ready to conquer an unsuspecting world (note: when they don’t see it coming it’s an ambush). The scent of your confidence oozes from every pore. You rule with a gentle hammer but your power is magnetic and intoxicating, you slay the bitterest opponent. (Love when that happens, the sex is hot.) You are giving and all tolerant, which is good ’cause when you start changing up plans, people feel ambushed and ambushed people tend to have hissy fits and that can destroy that whole Game of Thrones fantasy you’ve got going in your head. Fast.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Life is very satisfying right now, so much so that you can barely believe it. Who knew you could have it all? But why then, are you still entertaining that little negative worrywart gremlin whispering in your ear. It’s not the actual circumstance of life that’s got you fearful believing that it’ll all slip away; it’s your brain. Hard to control but you’re the only one who can. Multiple moments of joy, multiple orgasms: why separate the two. Be in the moment Capricorn, and you’ll be breathless, satisfied and without the time to worry at all.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Life is full right now but this is okay. The circle of appreciation is open and closed at the same time as all good things are offered to you but also given by you to those that you love and who love you. It’s like Woodstock (the original) in your head. Fucking amazing isn’t it? It’s like a movable constant orgy where all involved give and receive to the point of exhausted satisfaction. I’m not sure that there’s much more to say. You’re not lucky to have this right now because you’ve earned it. Love. Lust with abandon, and enjoy.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces you little engine that could, you’ve been neglecting your own well being while you made sure that everyone else was being well. Time to indulge in some rest, some relaxation, some good food, and the company of lovers and friends. Your body, heart, and soul need some YOU time. It’s not masturbation month (that’s May) but finding the time for an exploration of your own limits needs addressing. Take a vacation in that dreamy head of yours and see if you can find something new to make you smile.

 

 

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Date Night Dispatch New Moon in Leo, Mars in Scorpio

Date Night Dispatch…info for going out and doing it right

(I know, any night is date night, but we’re talking the standard Friday Saturday Night here…the two that cause the most stress, and you buy that new dress or press those pants for.)

Friday July 25 & Saturday July 26

Mars enters Scorpio on Friday creating a synergy of charisma and magnetism, and brings with it the courage to act without fear. Be careful though to avoid situations of secrecy that may cause jealousy and envy. (Yes, you do know what I mean and yes, the question then is what are you willing to risk in order to get what you think you want?)

A New Moon in Leo rises Saturday bringing with it a brand new cycle of love and creativity … or one of creative love. Why not water the seed of curious invention when the sky’s handed you the hose?

**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.

Lily

 

 

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Super Full Moon = Super You

Super Full Moon Lily Lick's Love SignsIf your personal sky isn’t filled with clouds on the night of the 12th, a brilliant Capricorn Full Moon sitting opposite Cancer should illuminate it. Expect your emotional world to be tugged between Capricorn’s facts not fiction ways and Cancer’s warm and fuzzy energy. You could fight to retain your side of everything, or meet in the middle, where wild, wicked, and wanton things can happen. The Super Moon follows on the 13th and with Venus and Mars in the mix it might just be the right time to shelve the shyness and ask for what, whom, or how you really want it.

(This is a SUPER Full Moon because the Moon is at its closest point (perigee) to the Earth the day after the Full Moon – on July 13. The next Full Moon – August 10 – will be the biggest SUPER Full Moon of 2014. Yikes!)

 

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