Iced Coffee & Orgasms

I know when they use a song for a commercial of some sort that someone somewhere is making some money off it and that’s good.  But that new (ish) Tim Horton’s iced whatever it is summer drink piece with the sample of Flo Rida’s “Good Feeling” sample of Etta James’ “Something’s Got a Hold on Me” is …well.

Is the original about orgasms?  Supposedly yes, as far as you could go in those days and still get airplay.  So, that iced beverage you’re hawking might be good – but it sure isn’t that good.

I’m just saying

On the other hand, maybe I need a coffee… or something.

You can listen to the original here:  And seriously, only Etta James could rock that cardigan look and sing about coming. My girl. 

Lily Lick’s Love Signs May …. yes, you may. Sir.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your jet pack ass has been replaced with lead boots but your mind is still spinning; you might be a little dizzy, and you’re certainly frustrated. Before you lose it altogether you must decide how you can live in both worlds (one of action and inaction).  You’ll either have to slow one down or eat your Wheaties and step it up in the other.  Imagine, if you will, imagining position after position after coupling probability but then when offered the opportunity to actually follow thru you just don’t fucking feel like it right now.  Suck it up.  Keep a handle on things and Aries this shit out.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

All is well Taurus, is it not?  Everything is in its place; there is a divine sense of order and that pleases you.  Some Taureans are already embracing this while others still wait to experience this sweet calming tide (very much attached to your birth date). Where you find the opportunity to recharge, others find boredom and this confuses them as used to as they are to your get it now, get it done, roll your butt over and go again kind of way.  Some may move on to brighter faster paced scenes but those that wait you out know that when you come back you’ll bring them your dirty sexy self and you will have them until they raise the white flag of submission.  Don’t chase the ones that go, cherish the ones that stay.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Although you fake disinterest you’re actually very curious by nature and when you’ve really got an itch in your butt about something there’s no stopping you.  You neither consider the circumstances or pause to reflect on the possible outcomes, you just go and get your groove on wherever and however you want.  This month you want to experience new things, new people and new ways of doing those people.  It’s just a normal month of you doing you…and there’s not much out there that makes you happier than that.  If you’re not careful though you could spend part of your birthday month figuring how to get out of whatever (beds and or people) you managed to get yourself into. On the other hand …yeah, normal month.  Continue to do you.

 Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Oh, stoic one, you’re about to meet the all-feeling self buried deep within you.  (You know it’s there … it’s your elephant in the room.) It’s not that you’re unfeeling it’s just that you prefer to be in charge and in control of those feelings and you will stamp down pangs of want and the need to attach emotionally, or even sometimes, just that plain old warm and fuzzy shit that makes you want to lie in the wet spot, cause they made it just for you.  Silly thing.  Let it out this month, roll around in the dirt of desire, get it all over you, in every crack and crevasse and fold of sex sweaty skin you have.  If you let yourself get used to it you might just find you like it after all.

 Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’re trying to combine tasks and save some time (for your self indulgent self) but the world is not co-operating.  You do like to be sought out, appreciated and admired for your wit and wonderfulness but are less than interested in the boring and mundane daily details that govern the lives of others.  If you find yourself just settling into a groove, or actual softly folded damp dark groove of another and your attention wavers, perhaps you’ve overlooked something or are avoiding doing something important elsewhere.  Things that make you go …hmmm.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you weren’t such a caretaker then the world would not beat a path to your door every time it needed the gentle stroke of love you administer so beautifully.  (Can a hand job be beautiful?  Undoubtedly yes.) Good news for them is that the work that distracts you is your own internal exploration and you’ll be back when you’re done doing you.  Help those with less urgent issues and then close the door, dim the lights and concentrate on your own dreams and desires.  May is Masturbation Month and you might as well go there while you’re at it too.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You want to go somewhere this month and you should do so.  Whether it’s a vacay, or a new way of making money, or a new way of making love, if you’ve spent this much time weighing the options and outcomes you might be closer to taking action than you wish to admit.  Quit asking others for their opinions in the hope you’ll find one that matches yours. You see now that I’m not really going to help you decide which way to go, just suggest that you should listen to your soul if your soul is talking to you.  Is there sex involved in this paragraph?  Yes, because when you’re happy the getting down and dirty is even better; the down and dirty isn’t going to make you happy.  It’ll make you feel good, it’ll make you forget the bigger issues, and it’ll hopefully be hot enough to make you sit softly for a day or so after.  Solving more than that, not so much, the rest is up to you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

It might be hard for you to not look under the bed for demons and evidence of cheating and partners deep-seated “reasons” for doing what they do because this month nothing is hidden. You won’t have to ask why, what, when, how, or who because the information will be right there staring you in the face.  No digging required.  This applies to all areas of your life.  Weird thing is that even as you dig for answers, when you find things out, sometimes you don’t even care.  You’ve lost interest. Lovers should take note though: Hiding shit isn’t going to work.  Once there’s a fleeting doubt its pretty much game over for them.  If they’re still sharing your bed it’s because somehow they suit your needs at the time or it’s too much trouble right now to get rid of them.  Time’s a wasting though isn’t it Scorpio?  What will you do if you find exactly what you suspected?

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your mission is clear – create a day with more than 25 hours.  You would if you could because you’re already trying to squeeze at least one extra on the regular as you try to explore absolutely every last ass hair there is.  Should you shave, stop looking … or just manage your time better?  Shaving’s okay if you like things all smoothy smooth, stop looking is not in your nature, so I guess it’s going to be manage your time better.  Lovers do appreciate the art of the quickie that you have perfected but and this is a big one, they’ll like it even more if they believe you absolutely must have them now, fast, and hard because you cannot wait another minute.  Not because you’ve got something to do, or somewhere to be or you have to get up for work early and you need to get this done so you can go to sleep.  Time management.  Get it done.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No one is that clueless … could they all be clueless except for you?  Hold up my Capricorn Brothers and Sisters, maybe it’s not them.  Maybe it’s you?  Be clear about your messages and stop nit picking at things that aren’t yours to nit pick at.  This month you need to de-stress and escape the humdrum life you believe you’re leading right now.  (Nothing’s changed except what you think you see.)  On the nit-picking front, just ease up; practice not putting your two cents in.  On the messaging front – make sure you are being clear.   Ever been on the no help end of getting or giving head?  Right there, oh, they moved on, because you didn’t tell them, or if you knew where the hotspot was you’d stay there, but they didn’t let you know.  Being clear = orgasm.  Expand that theory to universal practice yourself.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Only the brave and uninitiated would even try to get in your way when you’re set on having as much fun as one person could possible have.  You do enjoy some really out there stuff but to your credit you never insist that partners enjoy the same.  Yes, you’d like them to give it a try and if they’re on board, good, if not, check you later and no hard feelings.  You don’t take it personally, and you let it and sometimes them, go.  Very evolved of you.  This month do your thing your way and you will find that initiates find their way to your garden of delights all by themselves.  The key will be an added ability to look beyond the obvious … under the big trees and shady bushes there’s a hidden path to the darker side in us all.  All you have to do is find it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ve got so much going on in your head that it’s hard to give voice to all your ideas and ruminations.  As you verbalize one fantasy another pops into mind distracting you from completion of the first.  Ones as imaginative as you know that fantasy is great; bringing all your fantasies into reality can be tricky.  Is it even possible?  Well, if anyone can do it you can.  Write them down, flesh them out (literally and figuratively) and enjoy.  Don’t mash things up too much though, you can’t bring a blindfold to a pony show … or something like that. People could get hurt.

Venus, Pluto and a Scorpio Full Moon should bring Love your way

Venus (love) trines Pluto (transformation) on the 24^th, exposing the buried inner workings of your most intimate relations and setting the stage for an intense close to the week as the Scorpio Moon swells to fullness on the 25^th (Thursday). Emotions will also run high so care should be taken with so called honesty, in fact leave anything you want to say “for their own good” for another day. If the opportunity to make love in the Moon’s shadow casting brightness occurs, you should do so.  Interactions will be profound, and they will be hot. You might remember everyone you’ve bedded, but doubtfully every time you actually bedded them (no you do not).  Under a Scorpio Full Moon, memories can be made: every bead of sweat, every muscle straining for release, every whispered word, and every stroke shared and received will be executed with passion and imprinted in deep memory. That, Brothers and Sisters is what a Scorpio Full Moon is for.

Love Lily

Should you do Pluto … or let Pluto do you?

Pluto is now stationing Retrograde until September 20.  If you do, as Pluto urges, and search for inner truth, you will be rewarded with the discovery that compassion for yourself is both deserved and quite liberating.  As you love yourself, you free yourself to love others. Yes, loving yourself sometimes means letting go and it is here in the feeling of emptiness that you will be tested to stay true to your own course.  But it is only a feeling, remember that and you’ll be fine, and satisfied, and you will smile as you come.  It will feel that good.

Love Lily

Listen for that sharp intake of breath… and act upon it

This week’s New Moon in Aries (on the 10^th) gives us all a chance to make the decision to be a better person.  Only you know what that means for you.  You could start of course by resolving to be a more considerate lover.  Listen for that sharp intake of breath and act upon it; speak your words as softly as you would powder an upturned backside; stroke them deep but ever gently; hold them like the cherished object they are… Understand that their love, your love together may be as fleeting as a perfect pattern played by the sun’s rays on their naked skin.  You can get back to banging each other’s brains out next week.

Lily

An Awards Show Like No Other @fempornawards #fpa2013

Reblogged from :

• 

On April 5th, I'll be attending the 8th Annual Feminist Porn Awards.

It's the third year in a row I've been invited to judge a wide selection of films and websites for the show. Many people have asked me: "Is feminist porn different from traditional porn?"

The answer is "YES."

Here's how Good for Her answers the question.

Nominees must meet at least 2 of the following criteria:

Read more… 181 more words

Your Love Signs April 2013

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s your birthday and you are ramped and amped up to the point that even you can’t control your own enthusiasm.  You are “on” for lack of a better description: Hard, wet, wanting & willing.  The world and every dark, damp and sexy crevasse within are yours to have and hold.  Your choice is whether to go forth and conquer all or to concentrate your efforts on a chosen one (or two if you must) and really deliver the goods.  Your real choice is to exhaust yourself spreading it around or to work a lover to the point of satisfied exhaustion in your arms.  Win-Win for all concerned either way.  I only wish I could be there.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Finally, all has settled back down … or has it?  Even though tensions that dogged you last month have eased, you can’t let go of the feeling that a challenge of some sort is lurking under the bed or in the closet or behind the draperies just waiting to fuck with you when you’re not paying attention.  You need to let this go as others may interpret edginess on your part as something they’ve done to upset you.  Try this: go down and clap their legs tight around your head covering your ears, close your eyes and busy your mouth.  Effectively unable to hear, see, or cry for help when said unknown fuckery emerges from its hidey-hole, whatever happens next is out of your control.  Exactly.  Let it go and live life as it comes.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Like the dick that won’t get hard no matter what you ply it with, your normal optimism escapes you this month as you begin to realize that things aren’t quite going to plan and in fact what’s developed instead is not going to be all that easy to deal with.  If you think about it you’ll realize that the road is not always smooth but that you do negotiate potholes with calm cool ease.  Only difference this month is that obstacles and distractions are bigger but your strategy to handle them should remain the same: get hold of your lover, retreat to your big comfy bed, and indulge each other.  You could add release inhibitions and relinquish the route to satisfaction but that would involve giving up some control wouldn’t it?  Could this be at the root of your problems … at least some of the time?  Things that make you go… hmm.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This month you should take a page from Gemini’s “make a plan” way of doing things.  On a positive note, April will be full of action, but negatively, also one of reaction.   You may find yourself starting out with a clear direction but turned from your chosen course by distraction.  Like when you’re just stepping out to get something from the corner store and you cross paths with someone and you end up there, and over there, and oh yes, over there too and then drag your sorry ass home at 3am with the distinct odor of freshly used something emanating from every inch of you.  That’s a negative.  Do what you say you’re going to do.  That’s a positive.  Try to stay positive, Cancer, it might not be as much fun but it’s so much easier to explain.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Seasonal changes energize you Leo and as a result the intensity with which you live your life increases.  You cram your schedule with more places to go and things to do than it is possible to really commit to. As making an entrance is high on your list of needs you should remember that you have to arrive somewhere to actually make one.  As April progresses your energy level has no way to go but down but this is only a problem if you try to force it otherwise.  You’ll know when you get to the point when you’re not at your best and that’s when you should take a break.  Is it not better to return (grand entrance) at your sexiest best than to merely show up?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Ever wake up in a frenzy in the middle of the night all twisted up in your jammies?  Sheets knotted and pillows down when they should be up?  You forget for a minute that what led you to this confounding disarray was a wild sexy session that you would love to repeat … many times.  The point is that the good big picture (what brought you to this point) can sometimes get lost in the little picture (wet spots and balled up blankets).  Look to the big picture this month and the truths you seek will be revealed and your efforts rewarded. Also, there are enough critics out there already and they don’t need any help bashing you, so do try to keep your self-bitching to a minimum as well.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Oh Libra, you still (left over from last month) make us all wonder where our nice, fair, middle of the road guru has gone.  You’re not interested in anyone else’s point of view or opinion or excuses right now.  We’re confused and you don’t give a shit that we are.  Ouch.  You’re in a rare all or nothing kind of a mood and your sense of humor seems to have gone on a walkabout as well. Double ouch. A word of caution though as you may kick people out of bed (or the house, or the car) that really don’t deserve to go. Go easy on us this month because we really just want to love you (up, down, and all around) and if you think about it you have to admit it’s what you want too.  We are ready and await some sort of signal that allows re-entry to the sanctuary within you.  We will beg if needed. … We need you that much.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Even though you do have a rep for not being overly interested in anyone else’s reality (it’s not personal) over the next few weeks you seem more self-involved than normal. Trouble comes with your inability to communicate to others what’s bugging you.  This, Scorpio, is because you’re not quite sure what the issue is yourself.  (Or you do and it scares the crap out of you.) Here is my best suggestion:  Ride this period of uncertainty out as you ride your lovers.  With both hands held tight to ass, chest bared, thighs firmly clenched, and eye to equal finish.  All thoughts of confusion banished, in place, gratitude.  That should keep the unruly mob of admirers happy and quietly waiting their turn beneath you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Life might be feeling a little bit empty right now and this puzzles you.  You’ve been concentrating lately more on spreading yourself around and having fun where and how and with whom you want to have fun with.  End of. So if you’ve fulfilled your fantasies as to the varieties of all things available then why do you yourself not feel that same sense of fulfillment? Perhaps the Universe gave you what you thought you needed so you could also see what you don’t need?  It is time to seek deeper meaning in your relationships and should you do this you will find that many times there is freedom within the ties that bind.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The Spring Equinox in March brought you much optimism and energy. You should still be able to tap into this to help you in the battle you now find yourself in between how you feel and what is practical in your world.  There is exciting sexual tension in the friction between both but some things must remain as unfulfilled fantasy. To honor both sides might be a war of wills (between what you should or should not do) that taxes you to the point of desperate exhaustion. But if you succeed, then opportunity will arrive right there at the end of your bed dressed in nothing but skin and the sheen of expectation.   This month, use caution, use thought, use care … and above all else, employ good timing.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You are wired and restless and can’t seem to settle into anything – even the usual pleasure in the curve of their back and the depth of their fingers eludes you.  This disturbs you.  If boredom and despair join forces in your mind you must do your best to ignore them and find a way past any thoughts of self-doubt and worry.  Make a plan to move forward and think of the future in the biggest way imaginable.  Dream good things for yourself and you will find inspiration returns, first in the return to action in all things and then in the rediscovery of desire and want. Oh, it’s well worth the time spent thinking about it so think on.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This month sticking close to home spiritually, emotionally, physically, and mentally brings greater reward than shopping your ass all over town.  Looking up every skirt and down every trouser leg won’t make you happy and if you’d just for once trust your own intuition you would find out two things: One, you already knew this, and Two, you already knew this.  Others look to you because you have the uncanny ability to read them and see what they need as opposed to what they think they want. They come back (or won’t go away) because you do this. I suppose if you have them over to yours instead of you to theirs it would take care of that whole stick close to home thing.  Interpreting situations to suit you is another ability much envied by others.  Work it.

Can you control the Mars in you? Should you?

Mars (not Bruno) plays hide and seek with Saturn on the 25^th and passions may erupt with misplaced attempts at control by you of others or by others of you.  Yes, yes, we’re all big people and no one’s going to tell us what to do, or where to go, or who to sext but love’s a two way street and sometimes there’s great big holes in the road.  A day later square with Pluto (on the 26^th for the calendar challenged) intensifies this negative energy providing the perfect arena for conflict and argument. Threats and dishonesty will come back to bite you in the ass, so fight fair: no flaming love notes through the letter box, no sugar in the tank, no fake Facebook or Twitter or Instagram blasts.  I’m not saying don’t get yours … just be cool about it and you and your most cared for will make it to the 28^th when Venus delivers a day of love, sex, and happiness.  More on that later.

Lily

 

Love Me. Literally.

 

Overheard this conversation at the garage and it made me smile:

Driver:  Does anyone need the shuttle service?

Customer: I do. (As he stands, folds his newspaper and picks up his empty coffee cup.)

Driver:  Where are you headed?

Customer: Over to that garbage can right there to drop this cup.

Driver: Uh, no I mean where do you live?

Customer: Oh…

The driver asked and the customer answered – literally told him exactly where he was headed.  Right there and in the moment.

Have you ever imagined an evening with a lover and been frustrated that it wasn’t all that you thought it would be? Maybe you wanted to be held and cooed to but were banged within a breath of consciousness instead… or the reverse.  Did you tell them what you wanted, or just kinda hoped they’d get it ‘cause they’ve been there before and they should freaking know you by now?

Where am I headed?  Down on you because that’s where you told me you needed me to go.

Love me.

Literally.

And I will do the same for you.

Lily

 

 

Night equals day, dark equals light, bad equals good… Do you dare?

You didn’t say that did you? Yeah, you did, but you can go back and try to smooth that little situation over as Mercury returned to Direct Motion on the 17^th and communications should now be much clearer to you and to them. More importantly, the Spring Equinox is fast approaching and coincides with a move by the Sun into energetic Aries.  When this happens on the 20^th the night equals the day, dark equals light, and the bad in you will be busting a nut knowing it could/should get the same amount of playtime as that (fake) innocent bit of you.  Do you dare? Is that you with the buttoned up shirt (and/or tie) and the sensible loafers? Hey, is that some sort of harness apparatus you’re packing under there? If unsuspecting lovers just relax into things they’ll find that Spring will arrive in a most unexpected but satisfying way.  We should all just go with the flow.