Confidence = Sexy … every single time

This blogging prompt spoke to me — and I answered.

Tell Us About Your Confidence Outfit

In a past life I wore a uniform. One that said I was a fixer of emergencies and a solver of problems. Seeing me, you had confidence that if you needed help, I was your go to girl. As an interloper in a male dominated field, men gave me the stink-eye, a curious stink-eye though, one that asked both, can she kick my ass for real, and you know…can she kick my ass. (Yes, Brother, on both accounts, I certainly can.) Women gave me the you go girl nod, as if somehow I was walking affirmation that their female tribe members could prevail at whatever they chose. (They can.) I didn’t make a habit of walking about dressed for duty when off but when time’s short and there’s mouths to feed you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do and as long as I didn’t trip over the curb or my feet and managed to keep my fly up (no easy feat pants quality wise) I walked taller, confident in the confidence quietly launched my way. Confidence = sexy. Every time.

On the other hand, sky-high pumps, fish net stockings, and a leather bustier work just as well, just not in the dairy aisle at the Winn Dixie.

Love Lily

 

 

 

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Venus & Pisces & You

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Sweet possibilities increase with Venus’ move into passionate Pisces on April 5. Expect sexy seductions …or you may simply be seduced by the idea of sex (not the same thing) but still oodles of fun. However, because we’re collectively out there on a romantic limb we all may be a bit sensitive to imagined slights. Don’t let the possibility of being knocked back stop you from literally knocking on someone’s door. Fear = future events appearing real. All anyone can ever say is “no” – so don’t answer for him or her without asking first.

Love Lily

Artwork — Butterfly Tree © Josephine Wall

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Lily Lick’s Love Signs April 2014… it’s that simple until it’s not

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are so amped and ramped that you can barely stand still. What’s going on in that head of yours? You want to split the scene before the wet spot even hits the sheets but you and I both know that hightailing it out of there is not the answer. Even if you can escape them, you cannot escape yourself and you and I both know, that the key to the peace (not piece, that’s just another mouthful of ass) you seek is within you. Get in touch with yourself, and your needs, and the day-to-day fuss will disappear.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Life feels like one quake after another and to say that you’re wobbling about like a drunken cyclist is an understatement. (No easy feat, um…not that I’ve done it.) Here’s the thing: this month is a test of your perseverance and your adaptability. Will you stay or will you go? Will you bend over and take it … or won’t you? It’s all connected and each action causes a reaction. If you attend an event with one person and they leave you have a choice to go or stay. If you go, you bed them, but if you stay, who knows? Expect the unexpected, expect changes in circumstance and best of all, expect that options will appear right in front of you and take you by sheer sexy surprise.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

There’s work enough for you both this month as you’re taken with an infusion of intense internal energy. You’re full of energy and knowledge that you want to share with anyone you can lure into your steamy web of love. There are times though that being with someone who knows (or appears to know) everything about making out is more off-putting than inviting. They wonder how many people you’ve slept with to gain all this experience, or, think they can’t live up to your dirty expectations. Try this for the next few weeks: play your skills with a light touch and gentle force. You’ll get much better results.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

As per usual Cancer, your calm exterior hides internal angst and anxiety. This is a good trait to have in an emergency when someone needs to take control and freak out later but day-to-day it can be draining and exhausting. What to do, what to do? You could spend your days fighting the world or tell anyone who’s bugging you to back the fuck off. Seriously. You’re good. Even if you feel like crystal on the verge of shattering, you won’t. If however, you find yourself teetering on the edge of one of those powerful come experiences that promises a release that fragments your very soul then go with it. Fall to pieces, catch your breath, and then carry on.

Lily Lick Red Heart Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Because you’ve kind of got it going on right now you will continue to be a role model of sorts to the emotionally battered and confused that step within your spotlight. (No, you’re not sharing the light; they’ve just stumbled into yours.) Be kind as they fall at your feet in abject adoration, they don’t all know what you’re capable of but if you find one or two that do know you, understand that they’re there to willingly be on the pointy end of your at times, very selfish love. This month work the erotic evil like only do.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re pretty sure that your immediate world is losing its mind this month, but the question for you is how can you make this work for you. Simple really. While others run amok trying to make sense of it all, all you have to do is sit tight in a quiet place (like your bed) and wait for the mad mad world to come to you. You’ll be ready to either powder their butts and tuck them in, or if required, lead them into their dark place and punish their ass till they forget their petty problems. Whatever action falls between the two extremes will be, as usual, at your control. When “things” feel out of kilter for the rest, they need you to put things in place. This month expect to be busy in this regard.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Even though your sign is a scale indicating balance in all things, the truth, as far as trust is concerned is that many times you believe that others know what’s best for you. Often you seek another opinion to stack it up against what you think/hope might be good for you ignoring that “don’t go there” flutter in your belly. It’s not last night’s Moo Goo Gai Pan threatening a speedy exit; it’s your inner voice trying to get your attention. It doesn’t matter how good they look there’s always someone somewhere that’s tired of their shit. Remember, if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck then it’s a duck… or someone you shouldn’t fuck. Interpret it any way you want, because you’ll be the one who was right all along.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This is an introspective month for many signs – you included. Ever aware of the subconscious flotsam and jetsam of those near and dear to you… you also pick up the dreck from the rest. Your internal “you can all just fuck right off” switch is one you can normally reverse at will. This month not so much. The question is: Is the noise bubbling up from inside you? Sometimes, when you’re not sure whom to know and blow, you behave like a bee in a fragrant garden of earthly delights sampling the most available and attractive pollen laden petals and stamens till you find the right one for right now. And truthfully, there’s nothing wrong with that. You’ll stop when you find what you’re looking for. Introspect on that.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s a whack month Sagittarius. More so for you because you can cope with your own unpredictability but when it jumps up on you it’s more than unsettling. You’re game for most anything and in fact enjoy exploring new ways (to you) to get busy. What you’re not game for is a sudden switch up of the actual “how” things are going to go down. If you expect a slow sexy session right up until they jump out of the closet gimped up, strapped on, and greased till next Tuesday you’re more likely to change locations (as in get in the car and go) than you are to flip over and get ready to be ridden. You like change, but only when you expect change to arrive. It’s that simple until it’s not.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You may feel these days that inroads you’ve made in a certain relationship are being rejected. Perhaps someone else has stolen away the attention of your beloved and you’re back to wishful wistful thinking or if you made it into their bed, the flames of desire are dying out. First decision to make is to decide exactly where you want to be. No waffling on this one please, it’s not helpful. If you want to move on then get out right now. If you want to stay then get your finger out of your ass and fix what’s broken because it will not fix itself. You know what to do, now go do it.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Good grief Aquarius, lighten up already. Sometimes we don’t want your global view on every freaking thing. Sometimes we just want to bask in your comforting aura. Don’t talk so much. Just be there for us. There is nothing more soothing to our racing heart than that moment of connected silence as we catch our breath after being made love to by you. We love it. We love you. Take this and expand it outside the passionate arena we so intimately share. This might be a bit blasphemous but think of yourself like the mountain top statue in Rio, hands out, offering sweet solace in your welcoming arms. Seriously, how could anyone resist.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You more than most are comfortable with the general ebb and flow of life and it’s accompanying problems believing as you do that people find their own comfort zones. This month however may test even your faith in the goodness of others as trust and respect questions may confront you. “Circa” followed by a date is about the only thing written in stone that you can truly believe the rest… well, shit happens. Don’t read this as an omen of dreadful days coming to you because maybe that certain someone you’ve been lusting after from afar will leave their lover. Always look at the bright side of life … in reality, now they can be yours.

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Happy Days Are Coming Your Way… Do you believe me?

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MARCH 26-30

Mercury in Pisces aligns with Jupiter in Cancer on the 26th of March bringing you optimistic energy, encouragement from others and the free flow of ideas and communication. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…hold that position long enough to get you and me off. There’s your optimism and encouragement and free flow of ideas. The communication part comes in when you decide on a safe word; make it new, fresh, and easy to say. Let me the fuck down works if you forget.

Loving Venus (in Aquarius)  aligns itself with fiery Mars and controlling Saturn on the 28th  bringing you a day of highs and lows and starts and stops. Be cool, be calm, and carry on… Delays can heighten anticipation and that gotta have it burning desire so don’t let misunderstandings or interruptions completely blow the mood. Patience this day will be a valued virtue.

Misunderstandings can be cleared away with the New Moon in Aries on the 30th. Use the energy to stabilize your emotional connections. Don’t look back with regret – look forward to fresh starts and focus on what you can achieve quickly. Go ahead and rub one out in a hurry if you want but it’s not what I’m talking about here. Always look to the big side of the bed and go from there.

Love Lily

 

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Do you ever look at your lover and say “I Fucking Love You”?

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March 1-7

Early March begins a thoughtful and reflective period. On March 1, Mars (energy, passions, & sex drive) turned retrograde in Libra (balance & harmony), and then Saturn (control, good sense & realism) goes retrograde in Scorpio (sex & passion) on March 2. Both these pauses of sorts suggest we should reassess relationships and situations and slow down and enjoy whatever it is we’ve got going on.  Reassessing shouldn’t be confused with figuring out what’s missing but instead should be an assessment of all that is good in a relationship.  Do you ever look at your lover and say, “I fucking love you”?  I ask you that because I know that there are days you feel it… but you don’t verbalize it.  When you know they get you, when you know that they cherish you above and beyond all else.  When they look at you with your snot nose, torn old underpants, sloppy house shoes (men & women here:), when your stank foot and sweaty ass is acting all moody, when you’re just pissing and moaning about … nothing.  And they look at you like you’re the hottest thing this side of Venus. That’s when you feel “it” … feel the love.  So, as this month begins, appreciate all that you have.  Be grateful.  Express yourself lovingly. Often.  In every way that you can.

Lily Lick

 

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Lily Lick’s Love Signs March 2014…it’s an off kilter kind of month

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Energy is low: staying in bed doing something sexy is one thing – staying in bed feeling lackluster lazy and getting shirty because they’re all up in your space is another. You’re living and breathing some very irritated air right now. (Oh, you don’t think you’ve got your cranky underpants on?  Ask a lover.  See what they say.) Even if you don’t want to, you should try to get out from under this funk by engaging in some physical activity of some kind and good news Aries, general screwing and fornicating does qualify.  Quantity over quality works here.  Just do it.  You’ll feel better.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Last month’s mental fog begins to lift and you see things with new eyes.  Hmm…that ass is beginning to look real sweet all of a sudden, as are those lips, those hips, that tongue, and those eyes.  Are those clumsy fingers and thumbs on that hand or finely tuned instruments of well-greased pleasure?  It should become delightfully clear that what you want is actually right in front of you.   Forget standards laid down by others about what’s hot and what’s not and no matter what whimsical wind your desire blows in on, please yourself and worry about the rest later.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You are so ready for the New Year to get rolling that after its slow beginning and your disinterest, you almost miss the escape hatch to fast and furious (probably because you were looking in the mirror at yourselves lamenting your collective lack of inspiration). Bam! As they say. The world and its wicked wonders suddenly swirl around you beckoning and calling you to every dirty circumstance you’ve ever wished for.  This is your new reality Gemini and you should take advantage of it for as long as it’s available and you have the cojones to keep on keeping on.  The Zodiac Wheel envies you.  Enjoy.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You may not be as busy as your neighboring Zodiac Sign Gemini but life engages you in a very sensual and sexy way.  This may be because you’ve been more relaxed lately and are taking things and lovers as they come. And with your new way of “seeing” what’s needed, lovers do indeed come.  While you’re taking care of them, you should also turn your attention to your own happiness, and be creative in the ways you take care of yourself.  Could be new shoes … but maybe some new toys as well.  Have you seen what’s out there to do you?  Take a look at these.  I know.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Stress seems to have left the building and you feel as tranquil as a post orgasmic summer time afternoon: A little sweaty and sticky but too blissed out to care.  But here’s the issue with this – others see you and your happy face and mistakenly think that they can mess with you.  They should be warned to let (fake) sleeping lions be as you are content but not complacent about how others interact with you.  Oh, they’ll hear you roar if they cross the line.  Still, not warning them could be entertaining as well.  You decide, it can be a day-to-day thing.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your lack of tolerance for the wishy-washiness of others weighs heavy on your mind right now.  Can they just not freaking do what they say… now that they’ve actually made a freaking decision?  Time to retreat to a Virgo world that you can control, a world where your intuition speaks loudly to you and your imagination takes you to new heights of desire and satisfaction.  Sounds delightful, doesn’t it? It’s right there, past the smoke and mirrors and delusions of the rest of the Non-Virgo world.  Your Brothers and Sisters await your arrival and welcome you with open arms and legs and mouths … you get the idea.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

These are confusing times.  Do they like you, want you, need you or is it all a figment of your overactive imagination?  One day you’re all up and in their business and the next it’s like you’ve never been nestled between their thighs breathing the air of the sexed and satisfied.  Energies shift quickly and it’s hard for anyone to get a grasp on any given situation.  The answer for you is to look inside when you have questions and to listen to the little voice that answers back.  This line from HBO’s True Detective explains it well: Matthew McConaughey to Woody Harrelson, “With all that dick swagger you roll, you can’t spot crazy pussy?”  Crazy pussy or crazy dick – the parts are interchangeable – listen to the little voice when it tells you don’t go there. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can barely stand your own tired self these days let alone someone else. This makes your stubborn butt even more dangerous to live with and explains lover’s “deer in the headlights” look.  Admit it, you’re a beast even on your best day. You’re never actually bored with sex, you like it too much for that, but you do get exasperated with the task of always being the one to “come up with something new.” Accept the fact that it is down to you and use some lazy time dreaming up something unique or re-staging tried and true methods of getting everyone off.  Double win for you actually as sex energizes you, great sex lights you on fire.

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The skies above are providing what could be likened to as a celestial case of blue balls, as planets appear to stop action before coming back to us.  And coming would be such a relief would it not? As a result things for most everyone this month are a little blah and you Sagittarius, as an action-oriented type of being, find this most displeasing. Be patient, it’ll pass. How can you personally get through this?  Take a little Sag time out. Maybe on a tropical island where you can also scratch that love to get busy outdoors itch on a beach.  Here’s a word puzzle: use “sand” “crack” “itch” in a sentence that doesn’t read “The sand in the crack of my ass is giving me mad itch.”  (It does but it’s something you really have to find out for yourself.)

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’re like a pot left too long on the stovetop, steaming and bubbling over with hot activity and imagination.  As your personal year picks up speed it’s time to lighten your angst load by tossing stale thoughts and old beliefs aside. An example of an old stale belief would be that real men don’t eat pussy (dumbass shit like that) or that men who want anal really want men (a doubly dumbass theory). My point is this Capricorn, it’s time to pare back the excess swill that society offers you and rediscover your core principles.  A guilt free you is joy of the purest kind.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This month closes out a selfish period for you but it did provide time to examine why you uphold others more than you uphold yourself as you address their wants and needs before your own.  You do know you do that don’t you?  On a physical level you bash your own body image while viewing that very same thing as sexy in someone else.  You would call someone else crazy impulsive and hotly unpredictable, but in yourself you feel out of control and erratic.  Doesn’t really make sense does it?  That you would suddenly feel the need to bang us in a bathroom stall between dining courses excites us.  You Aquarius, excite us.  Be kinder to your self.  Forgive yourself.  Let us love you just the way you are.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

The spotlight is on you right now sweet Pisces (we do love your mysterious extrasensory sexy ways).  And so as we gaze upon you in total adoration (and lust), it’s time for you to join us in thought and spirit and let your true essence shine through.  Toss off your old façade like yesterday’s bathrobe and strap on life like you’re buckling up the biggest dong in the land.  Don’t ask us what to do – tell us.  Don’t follow us into our beds – lead us to yours.  Own us.  Use us. Please just gently lube us first.  PS: We love it when you take control.

 

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Sterling silver jewelry: Giveaway

Very talented craftswoman !

Sterling silver jewelry: Giveaway.

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Top 5 Musts for Valentine’s Day and You

Top 5 Musts for Valentine’s Day and You

  1. Make respectful, lustful love to each other.
  2. See above.
  3. See above.
  4. See above.
  5. See above.

Find out what they want and how they want it and then just do it.  Chances are you already know what turns their filthy little crank.  Do it on the 14th of this month, next month, and every month after that.  Do it every chance you get. Every chance.  Love is in the air every day and all you have to do is breathe it in.

If you’re interested: There’s a Full Moon in Leo on the 14th.  Emotions may run high and feelings hurt if attention is either misdirected or misunderstood.  This is for everyone: be thoughtful, be considerate, pay careful heed to others and lovers that need to be listened to.  If it’s important to them to be cuddled and snuggled afterwards then do so … even if it means you’re well stuck in the wet spot.

If a picture is worth a shitload of words then all of the above translates to this:

No matter how many “perfect” cards you give they will never be more perfect than this:

Service with Extra Smiles Pastel and acrylic on fabric 2006 Mode 2

Service with Extra Smiles
Pastel and acrylic on fabric
Copyright 2006 Mode 2

Artist Website: www.mode2.org

(which I didn’t actually have permission to use … but it is perfect here and I did then ask and the artist very graciously said it was okay.)

 

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Lily Lick’s Love Signs Valentine Sale

…do I have to have a real reason?

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AMAZON       SMASHWORDS

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Lily Lick’s Love Signs February 2014

(yes, I’m back:)

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Hope you’ve got your listening ears on this month, as it’s your best strategy for getting what you want.  Your lustful impulses and “I know you want me” intuition will take you down the right path but they won’t help you negotiating the details of the dirty deal you’re trying to seal.  This doesn’t mean new relationships only smarty-pants, it pertains completely to the art of compromise and negotiation.  This doesn’t mean “I’ll go down on you if you go down on me,” if you’re thinking your slick ass is freaking covered on this one.  This month it’s not.  Be nice + play nice = get nice.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You can expect two things this month Taurus: one, nothing goes to plan, two: your mind moves to hyper drive trying to sort all this shit out.  This is an unsettling combination.  You’re a planner, you like things in order, predictable even, and when even Jean Luc Picard style determination cannot make it so you don’t like it one little bit.  You’re going to have to let it all go.  You and I both know that when you get to the point of not caring about an outcome you’re devilishly difficult to handle and can be cutting in both remark and behavior.  Be gentle with lovers Taurus, they cannot help but love you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Wow, your beautiful mouth has finally caught up with your filthy mind. (Normally an exquisite combo.) This time round though they’re actually together … somewhere off in the Universe making love to each other because they sure to great Mother Goose are not with you.  You’re stumped for words right now, unclear what to say or how to say it.  Ride it out, be Zen with yourself, look pensive to distract admirers, if given the chance, lick the sweet sweat from between their quaking thighs.  You’ll get your stuff together in a few weeks and you’ll be right back to talking them out of their clothes and into your bed.

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Normally a bit of an over-reactor, the possibility exists this month that you’ll far exceed this state of being and slide right into behavior that is beyond the norm for even you.  You are an emotional pile of Jell-O; red I think.  Now at some point you’re going to have to maneuver the shaky mess that you are into the public realm and my advice to you is this: channel your emotional energy into forceful action instead of whinny woe is me; no one listens when you piss and moan.  Neither do they want to bed you, bone you, or be with you.  On a softer note Cancer, you may have suffered an emotional blow or two lately and it takes time to recover from hits like that.  Always love yourself first.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You want a vacation away from everything that’s wearing on your last nerves and that’s a lot (of wearing) because you’re really quite patient when it comes to the foibles of others. The responsible thing to do would be to stick it out with those less fortunate but sometimes you’ve just got to say screw it and this and take yourself off to finer destinations.  The honorable thing to do would be to take them with you… but what if you should come upon an exotic creature whose mysterious waters you’d like to explore? What then Leo?  Responsibility and honor: Please hold.  We’ll be with you real soon.  When we get back. Have fun Leo.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You can feel it as surely as the rumblings of yesterday’s dodgy dim sum; something’s brewing just below your surface and it’s making you jumpy.  You’re waking up nervous and that’s no way to start your day.  Not to worry though as it’s just the Universe rearranging itself and getting ready to bring you new things.  The delay, while a bit of an uncomfortable celestial wedgie, is a good thing because truth is you’re not entirely ready for changes that will involve both you and lovers alike.  Keep in mind that change is not always a bad thing… sometimes it just takes some getting used to like that next size up plug.  At first, not so much, but after a greasy little period of adjustment kind of nice after all.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Fun is the only word you want to hear these days.  It’ll be fun to go somewhere, watch something, do something… do someone. Any and all combinations considered really as long as all are on board and ready to get busy with your bad fun-loving self.  So where is everyone?  Did they not understand your invitation to join in?  No, actually they did not.  You’re so middle-of-the-road and noncommittal sometimes that others can be unsure of your true intent.  Try this: I want to do this with you. No strings. That should clear things up and punch your dance card more times than your able to fulfill.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world outside your four walls clamors for attention but you want to push the itty bitty details of daily life onto someone else thinking that your talents are better used on the big stuff.  Just for a minute lets consider that size doesn’t matter. (Uh, yes it does and we both know it.) Anyway, for February, what this means is that there are big things you can do, like buying them Givenchy for Valentines, or, you could get a sketchy little heart mug from the dollar store, fill it with Choco hearts, slide them round their naked bod with your tongue, and then fuck the gooey sticky smears right off them.   Think Small, Love Big.  It’s the right thing to do.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Whew.  The more serious of calls to you that life makes have come and gone and you stand tall.  This could be a big decision about whose boots to keep under your bed permanently if you’re attached, or more a decision about who you want to bang in the short term.  Now that you’ve made an actual choice it’s time to rejoice and savor the result.  The result being to make love often and without guilt; the result being to let your fantasies and fetishes live in the here and now without fear of rejection; the result being absolute freedom of acceptance for who and what you are: a creature of pleasure and delight.  Awesomely so.

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Certainty and daring may give way to fearfulness over your out of your comfort zone activities in the last month or so.  (You dirty thing!) Not to worry though, look at the bigger picture before you scuttle back under the bed where it’s dark and safe and familiar.  Growth is not always convenient, it comes to us in forms we don’t recognize as helpful at the time but when we accept changes (within ourselves and others) we often find that the reward is much greater than the fleeting discomfort of adaption and brings freedom of thought, of action, and releases us from guilt.  If I have to spell this out for you, go back to square one and start again, masturbating under the sheets at night, where no one can see you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This is your annual turn to shine in the spotlight that is the world of Aquarius Envy so throw out modesty and enjoy being the you that we love to watch, listen to, and be with.  Knocking down your own walls leads to powerful and creative insights about life, the rest of us, and how you want to deal with us both (you and me).  Let your thoughts run wild and wait to see if we can keep up with them.  If we can’t it’s definitely your turn to take us by the hand and show us what we need to get by.  Use whatever educational tools you think we need, restrain us, spank us, tickle us, oil us and drive the point home.  We’ll be too used up to complain about homework, and too besotted to care.  Gosh you’re good.  Happy Valentines to the rest of us because you are on point this month.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces, you little dickens, you’re doing your normal back and forth between avoiding reality and sacrificing yourself for others.  Is this not exhausting?  Do you feel appreciated? Loved? Respected?  That’s a big list of expectations but ask yourself this, if others expect these things from you, why do you most times, not expect these things from others? Do not be afraid to put your foot down so close to Valentine’s Day because you “have to be” with someone and if you do, well, you might not be.  Nonsense.  You, Pisces are spectacular, even more so near your personal New Year.  They can no more look away than walk away from your warm embrace. AKA: hooked.  No need to be satisfied with love if it’s not delivered in the wrapping paper that you want.  Call “next in line” if you want to.

 Love Lily

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