Date Night Sept 19-21…ego rants or passionate declarations

The Moon is in Leo this weekend pushing love and security issues to center stage. Be more aware of what you do have than what you think you don’t – it’s not the same thing. Replace ego-based rants with passionate declarations and above all else be kind to one another. Sunday brings us energies that are somewhat opposed: Venus sextiles Saturn suggesting service to others, but Mars squares Neptune stirring up long buried issues and foggy thoughts. Think of those hot button (no, not the one that makes you come) arguments that end up being about an unresolved (for one of you) situation. Who wants to spend the day having that conversation (again)? So, don’t start anything with “you always,” unless it ends with, “and I love when you do that.” Sunday is also UN International Day of Peace – do your best to bring some to your little chunk of the world.

Love Lily

UN International Day of Peace, September 21, 2014

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Oprah’s O Magazine’s Dick in a Bowl

O Magazine Dick In a Bowl

WTF? No one at O Magazine saw this? – I road tested this one just to double check that it isn’t just me… and it’s not. So a dick in a glass fishbowl makes the O List of Favorite Things. Frankly I’m with you Oprah, being a fan of dicks myself. And it’s hand-blown… LOL. My, oh, my, this is quite the fish bowl. Is that little goldfish happy or just dick-curious?

This is on page 68 of the October 2014 O Magazine

This beats Avon’s dick head lipstick by a mile.

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Date Night — Venus Trine Pluto, Moon in Taurus, Mars in Sagittarius means what to who?

We move into, and spend most of this weekend, with the Moon in Taurus, which focuses our attention on money matters and how we feed our senses. Will we splurge on the best organic chocolate sourced from cacao trees nurtured with angel wing sprinkled water and fairy dust…or melt a Snickers bar in the microwave and lick it off our beloved’s backside? Time will tell, but do take careful stock of how much your financial self worth is linked to your physical satisfaction and your emotional spreadsheet. Mars enters Sagittarius on Saturday urging you to pursue personal goals and Venus trines Pluto on Sunday the 14th bringing to light the inner workings of relationships. If all is well it’ll be like making love in the morning – all warm and fuzzy and lovey-dovey. If not, that vixen Venus will whip the sheets off the bed with you still wound up in them. Ouch.

Love Lily

Moon over South Africa, Maxwell Danger Dixon

Moon Over South Africa — © Maxwell Danger Dixon

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Date Night Sept 5, 6, 7 — Venus in Virgo & Aquarius Moon

Venus (love & harmony) transits Virgo (practical reality) on Friday September 5th. It brings with it a focus more on friendship and those we do not have true intimacy with than those we do. Problems only occur when passion meets need meets the need for attention… and someone starts feeling neglected. This will be eased somewhat by an all weekend Aquarius Moon which will make us feel like getting it on … on a large scale. You can be alone together in a crowd. If you find an end of season event or party and go there together, then go your separate ways for a while, by the end of the night the rest of the night can be as hot as you want to make it. Passionate anticipation will do that to you.

Have fun ;)

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Lily Lick’s Love Signs September …who needs buckets of goo?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Like the springs on a well-used bed there’s lots of up and down bounce coming in your life over the next few weeks. Normally this would bother you given your appreciation for laser directed activity but you’re going to find that this all over the place energy turns you into a dynamo of passionate activity. (I hope your partners have buckets of goo on hand.) An added advantage to your hyped up self is that it’s easier for you to ignore minor irritations. Who’s got time for them… I mean those kinds of things? Moving on.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You are truly a list machine and there’s nothing like putting your feet up at the end of the day with your little stubby pencil and ticking things off – did it, done, done with it. When you’re really in the zone with this you’re an unstoppable force delayed only by other people getting in your way. Why can’t they just leave you to your own methods and trust that you’ve got it? Why the opinions, the questions, the suggestions? Here’s my suggestion: cold as it may be, treat them like an item on your list. Fill them, do them, and tick them off as done. If nothing else it’ll stop them talking for a while.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The make things better bug bites that beautiful butt of yours this month and you’re determined to fix everything in one go – places, people, and problems. The trouble is that you have to do more than identify an issue and provide a solution that others can implement; you have to also put in an effort yourself. Otherwise you’re just dictating, which my Gemini friends, is far different than delegating the job. Think: Blow me (dictating) or, because I can’t blow myself I’d like you to do it for me (delegatingJ. Be kind to your frustrations this month or your frustrations will grow more frustrating.

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Things are not quite as settled as you’d like them to be this month Cancer and even though you can handle personal change, or changeability in others, this amount reaches your limits for handling with ease. No need to seek cover in your shell though as this pushing and pulling of power won’t last forever and you will prevail. Pick your scrimmages with care – no toothpaste, toilet seat, or side of the bed scrapping. This is not a warning that bigger things are coming, just a suggestion that bigger issues tend to arrive under cover of little distracting irritations. Didn’t see that coming? – yes you did, you just chose not to pay it the mind it called for.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You are that impressed with yourself right now and your ability to be everywhere and everything to everyone that you just keep loading up your plate until it’s piled high with things that need to be done at the same time. And yes, given the opportunity, you will double book your ass to tap those other asses (at the same time) like you’re some kind of sex super hero (or heroine). It’s a month for pushing limits, you want to do it, and experience with you lot tells me that even if I tell you not to, you will do it anyway.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Step out of the shadows Virgo and take a bow. Accept with grace all the accolades, adoration, and affection that comes your way. Everyone deserves his or her moment of glory and appreciation and this month this time is yours. Admit it. Even though you tirelessly care for others, you do like the occasional pat on the back and the recognition that you are the best at what you do. Being told you are the best ever in bed only fuels the fires of being even better – wait do they know that about you? Maybe, but right now, they’re counting their sexual blessings to have found you.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Please continue to ignore that little voice that keeps telling you it’s your job to make everything nice for everyone else. Wait, belay that order. Don’t ignore it at all, listen to it, and while you do this use it instead to remind you of exactly what you don’t want to do, which is to slide backwards into that very “I got you at the expense of myself” state you’ve struggled so hard to get out of. Slide if you want but let it only be on the slick essence of current lovers. Be strong Libra. Be confident and believe that you’ve got you.

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your elevated sense of responsibility (real or imagined) is beginning to feel like a burden you doubt you can carry much longer. Be that as it may, you are less likely to admit defeat or ask for help than you are to chew through the ties that bind you to this situation. Oddly, these feelings of oppression and duty infuse you with simmering anger and sexual need. Taken together you are a powerhouse of erotic aggression and inventiveness. Lovers won’t know whether to run away or fall at your feet, which is kind of the way you prefer them anyway. Still, you’d be best advised to give yourself a break.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The world is full of possibilities for you right now Sag, and the only way to keep track of them and decide which route(s) to take is to sit down and work all the parameters out. Don’t go for the short-term satisfaction; that would be looks, or a big dick, or whatever your particular fixation is at the moment. Look more for sustainability of a relationship, look for common interests, common goals… and yes, common fetishes. Look for a central core of connection and go forward from there and past the end of your own nose, which I’m sure is buried, as per usual, between someone’s warm and musty thighs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

As with Sagittarius above, you to should spread your little Goat wings and look further than your immediate horizon. Look for opportunities or people even, that speak to you. Think of where you want to be and whom you want to be there with. Think of what you want to do with the rest of your life (yes, it’s time for that thinkfest). As you do this you’ll know you’ve hit on it when the thought/image is accompanied by a twinge of excitement and desire just right there in your gut. Develop an emotional and spiritual hard on and lust after your future as you would a lover. Do this and the future shall be yours.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

One minute you couldn’t give a fuck, the next you’re tearing your hair out with anxious anticipation and need – this is irritating for you, and for others, who can’t tell if you do or don’t want them as lovers. This back and forth is actually a little bit normal for you but it’s time Aquarius, to stop piddling around with the little shit and attempt to piece the bits into a bigger vision. Better yet, admit to yourself that you do want stability, and control, and maybe even some tiny bit of consistency. Weird. Probably just a passing phase.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

It’s always easy for you to connect with others but this is usually on a more emotional and a resulting physical (you filthy thing) level than a psychic one. This month however your intuition is hyper sharp and the resulting emotional drain is exhausting. What if you knew exactly how much a hoped for conquest liked you and what they wanted from you before you tried it on with them? Would it stop you or would you feel like crap (because you are emotional) when they reacted as badly on your leaving them, as you already knew they would. This month take extra care with those you play with and how you play with them.

 

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Date Night August 29,30,31 …tricky but promising

The Sun (drive & self-expression) opposes Neptune (inspiration & faith) on Friday the 29th, and the overall energy may be one of being made to give up your own desires in order to appease the demands of others more strong-willed. It won’t be that you don’t want to make out at all, but that you may not want to make out their way. (From behind again!) An effort to meet in the middle will offer the real chance of a deeper emotional connection. The Moon moves into Scorpio on Saturday/Sunday heightening our suspicious natures but if you’re able to release resentments and stop with the questions already, then that time and space can be filled with self-indulgent, sensualistic, partner satisfying excess. It’s what Scorpio energy does. We, as Scorpios, invite you to give it a try.

Other than that remember this: Rushing anywhere or forcing anything doesn’t get you there faster or get you better results. Slow down. Plant your backside in a comfy chair and chill. It’s just a long weekend.

Love Lily

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Play Me Like a Teal Violin

Gives fingering a whole new…mmm…level of meaning doesn’t it? If these sweet plaintive notes can be pulled from such tight strings what could you evoke from a lover when you choose your instrument wisely?

 

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Date Night Updates Moon in Leo & Sun in Virgo

The Moon enters Leo on Friday the 22nd. Security, or more likely, insecurity issues can steal a comfortable center stage right out from underneath us. Comfortable stage here being one where we are set to be loved up and laid down on a bed of whispered promises, smooth strokes, and anticipated satisfaction…until we start worrying if our thighs dimple in the lamplight or if our little beer gut is casting a hulking great shadow on the wall behind us. Mood killer. Don’t have to go there. The Sun moves into Virgo on Saturday where it urges us all to take care of others. What a wonderful excuse to pull your thumb out of your own ass and insert it in another’s – when they come, which they will if you use a little lube first – you can just say that Virgo made you do it.

Have a lovely weekend,

Lily

**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.

Sunset in Africa June 2014

Sunset Over Africa

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Date Night August 15-17 Mars in Scorpio spoons with Pluto

This weekend begins when Mars (energy) already in Scorpio (determination) spoons with Pluto (power) on the 15th. …Oh, you’ll be in the mood to get the job done, just don’t exhaust your lovers or yourself with the need to do things a certain way. 15 strokes to this side, 15 to that side, 10 all the way in, and repeat, might get us there but without the hot passion we so dearly seek. This energy is compounded, (just like to use the word “pound”), by Mercury moving into Virgo and acting as an additional detail monitor: It makes us miss the big picture. It blocks us. It makes our asses better doors than windows. If there was ever a time to go with the flow, then this weekend is that time. Go forth, guard your egos, and be gentle with everyone else’s.

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**Remember, these aspects influence us all so you may cause or receive the energy, and that date night is what you make it, so make it good.

Love Lily

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Date Night Dispatch — Mercury Trine Uranus, Square Saturn & Super Full Moon

Lily Lick's Love SignsFriday August 8 brings us the curious (because it makes us think) aspect of Mercury (thoughts & ideas) trine Uranus (originality & rebellion). Open your heart, your mind, and your thighs and let the light of sexy creativity shine in, as the desire to stretch your own boundaries will be strong. However, Mercury also squares Saturn (limitations) making us question our motives, restrict our actions, and question our lovers. Everyone wants to explore new horizons but is anxiously awkward about acceptance. Go easy on yourself, and do not get lost in the sauce of self-doubt. There’s more: the Sunday Night Super Full Moon in Aquarius helps us to connect our dirty dreams with reality and when we’re one with ourselves we can successfully be one with another. This energy will build over Friday and Saturday, peak on Sunday and ease as the week begins. Use it to discover what makes your lovers throb, thrum, and come. Could there be a better start to a week? I think not.

Go Gently,

Love Lily

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