Little Ass Essay

But my Butt wasn’t made for that…was it?

No of course not but now that you’ve considered the possibility let’s talk it out a bit.  There’s always in varying degrees, a right way and a wrong way to do things and reading this isn’t going to make you the genius of the back door experience.  There’s just something I wanted to say:  This is not something new, Generation X or Y or Z squared did not invent this.  No matter how much they sing about it, allude to it, imply it…or come up with cutesy dumb ass slang for it like Hershey Highway (seriously?), plow the back field (what? As opposed to the front field?), tail piping (maybe mechanics do this).  Now, sticking a ball point pen in your ear is, in evolutionary years, relatively new, butt sex is not…the ancients did it—and often—if historical texts are to be believed.  Guess you could say you’re going on your very own archeological “dig”…  But you’re certainly not re-inventing the wheel.  

I’m just saying…


…and the right way is with lube – the wrong way is without.


About Lily Lick

Lily Lick has always been interested in the physical extension of emotional interactions, which yes, is just a fancy way of saying something else. She thinks it's freaking fantastic that she gets to combine some of the things she loves the most: reading, writing, astrology stuff... and yes, sex. She does them all in Toronto, Canada.
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One Response to Little Ass Essay

  1. unspoken29 says:

    Bravo Lily! Don’t you just love when it’s done correctly? Have your boys read ” Ass Etiquette 101. lol.
    I’m just saying…….Lick it before you stick it?

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