But my Butt wasn’t made for that…was it?
No of course not but now that you’ve considered the possibility let’s talk it out a bit. There’s always in varying degrees, a right way and a wrong way to do things and reading this isn’t going to make you the genius of the back door experience. There’s just something I wanted to say: This is not something new, Generation X or Y or Z squared did not invent this. No matter how much they sing about it, allude to it, imply it…or come up with cutesy dumb ass slang for it like Hershey Highway (seriously?), plow the back field (what? As opposed to the front field?), tail piping (maybe mechanics do this). Now, sticking a ball point pen in your ear is, in evolutionary years, relatively new, butt sex is not…the ancients did it—and often—if historical texts are to be believed. Guess you could say you’re going on your very own archeological “dig”… But you’re certainly not re-inventing the wheel.
I’m just saying…
…and the right way is with lube – the wrong way is without.