Monthly Archives: March 2012

APRIL LOVE SIGNS

Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re still tripping over your own sexy underpants strewn as they are over the landscape of your love life.  Seriously, pick that stuff up.  More annoying is that just when you’re getting ready to … Continue reading

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Lip Gloss and Dick Heads

Is someone on the Avon print ad production team getting too much head or not enough? Before I posted this, I Googled “Avon penis” and found a link to a posting on The Accidental Penis site.   But the photo there … Continue reading

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Getting springtime busy

The Spring Equinox is that point in the year when light and dark (day and night) are equal. In days gone by (like way before texting, YouTube® and internet porn) this time period was associated with fertility festivals, virgin goddesses … Continue reading

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Mercury Retrograde — The Shaggy Defence only works in music videos

… Didn’t you get my message?  Mercury grinds to a halt tomorrow providing a total excuse for almost anything communication related.  Use this cover story sparingly though because when things are messed up just about anything you say can come … Continue reading

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Full Moons in Libran Skies … and you

There’s a Full Moon in Libra right now, and I’ve no idea where you’re reading this from, but from where I stand gazing at the sky, it’s quite spectacular. When I joined a group of friends earlier and asked them … Continue reading

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The Mighty tingletip personal toy product review

The Mighty tingletip product review

Good things do come in small packages

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Love Signs March 2012

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Rarely do you take the time to reflect on what exactly that thorn (thorn/plug—not always the same thing) in your ass is.  You know it’s there, you accept it’s there, but you don’t’ address … Continue reading

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