… Didn’t you get my message? Mercury grinds to a halt tomorrow providing a total excuse for almost anything communication related. Use this cover story sparingly though because when things are messed up just about anything you say can come right back at you and bite you in the ass. Add to this a Scorpio Moon for a few days and you’ve got a perfect little storm of doubt and obsession. As in, if they don’t believe you they’ll follow your (in their minds) lying carcass to who knows where. Word: The Shaggy Defense only works in music videos.