That fabulous warming Sun (for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere) is moving into earthy dirty delightful Taurus on the 20th. The accompanying energy is a little bit stubborn, a little bit sensitive, but worked just right, sexy in a very big way. Taurus makes us possessive, we want to own things, and show them off. Interpret this as the mood carries and be proud of your sex toys collection … or your living breathing sex toy. You know they look good on your arm and or filled to the brim with something slick and rubbery. Going into the weekend, Mercury is inconjunct Mars. You might want it now, but you’re not getting it now; just think how sweet it’ll be when you do. Oh, yes, waiting’s a bitch, but worth it in … um … the end. Sunday is Earth Day and if you’ve been reading me long enough you already know what I’m going to suggest—go make out—outside. Must I tell you everything?