Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Chomping at the bit again aren’t you? Even though you like that you know yourself so well you continually feel the urge to break free of what you know of yourself. You want something new, something different, something or someone you haven’t tried before. The answer is not always to leave where you are (if they’re a dick, it is) but sometimes to improve where you are by learning a new skill or finding a new passion. They always wear the latex? Why not try it yourself (and this is not gender specific) and experience what that sensual restriction is all about? If you are the one receiving why not try giving as good as you get? The possibilities are endless and the answers are closer than you think.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
This is a very I can do everything better than you kind of month for Taurus. You feel the need to get things done and (unfortunately) redo the things that others do. Do you know anyone at all who has proudly set the stage from the (shades of whatever color) handcuffs to blindfolds to ties that bind to just the right lighting etc. etc. who is then happy to have things rearranged. Way to kill the mood. Good job. Yes you want things to be perfect and for your partner(s) to be happy but you’ll find that if you just let it be, let them take the lead you will be stress free, sated, satisfied and … probably worn out and sleepy.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You perform better with your feet planted firmly on the ground. You like the sweet comfort of routine: a blow, a bend over the end of the bed, a slap on the ass and a twist and dip slippery sweaty finish. That was good for you, but was it good for them? If they ask you to mix things up a little what will you do? You could, if you choose to spend a minute thinking about it, add a little something to your lovemaking repertoire but easy does it, don’t throw all your new techniques into the mix at the same time. Someone might get hurt. Resist the urge to over-analyze the motives of lovers (you know you do) this month. If they ask you to not do, or to do something … don’t ask why … just do it. They’re not fantasizing about the neighbor or the nurse next door; what you did to them right then felt good … just keep doing it. Seriously, it’s not all about you.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
So cute! You want to go all ape shit and jump in the deep end of the ocean, emotionally, spiritually, and (yikes!) morally. This is a very big deal for you as you’re really stepping outside your normal arena of operation. A word or two of caution: timing is everything (more so when plans of attack on the relationship battleground are lacking) and suppressing your own urges to over analyze the pros, the cons, the possibilities and the unlikely hood of something actually happening can serve to freaking kill the mood and or the desire to engage. Put more simply: don’t put out your own fire. You can either take a chance on loving you some them or end up having to love you some you … you decide.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Oh goodness. What will you do now? There’s a very great possibility that you’ve over committed. In your overwhelming need to be in on everything and the star of the show you might have said you’d do something that you now think better of. Will you honor your word or your reputation? If you said you’d be happy to be the main attraction at the next leather fetish fest because the thought of all that attention coming your way got the better of you and now … oh, now you’re not so sure, will you speak up or are you determined to tough it out? It could be that big (and make no mistake, that is big) or as small as agreeing to take it without the lube (hmm, that’s pretty big as well, but you get my drift). Play it cool, think twice and act once. The month will go much better if you do.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Be prepared my little caretaker, for the unexpected. This month for you is filled with extremes. You will face as many ups as there are downs; as many successes as there are failures (that being your interpretation of things, not mine) and as many challenges as things mastered. I do hope your challenges all come in bed. There is great accomplishment in ardently bedding one who must be persuaded to join you, figuring them out, and completely blowing their mind. You know this don’t you, as it is one of your most favorite tactics. This month you’ll be totally on point in this regard. The month may close with the closure of something that has been a total burr in your butt for quite sometime. Do you know what I’m referring too here?
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You are uncharacteristically concerned with the thoughts of others where you are concerned. What do they think of you? Why do they think that? When did they start to think this? Do they really like you or are they blowing hot air and lube up your ass. This is so not like you as you’re normally able to assign other people’s opinions where they belong, directly on them. Your choices are to wallow in confusion and self-involved introspection or freaking snap out of it. There is no middle ground. Get it together or the middle ground will be the empty cold space between you and the lover on the other side of the bed.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
If you’d like a note you can present to everyone who crosses your path this month I’ll send you one. All it will say is “Get the fuck out of the way.” Use it when you’ve already said it and they’re not taking any notice. Left to run wild this month you are aggressive and antagonistic; aggressive is fine especially for those partners who enjoy domination but you really need to ease up on the antagonistic part. Yes, if they’d all just step back and keep their petty and self-centered objections and ideology to themselves we’d all be good but that’s not going to happen. On the other hand, when told you cannot do something your tendency is to prove any and all doubters wrong. Can you screw till the cows come home? Oh, yes you surely can, but threats of moving on if your current bedmate can’t keep up could be considered hostile behavior, especially as you may be saying nasty things just cause you’ve got your cranky ass-less chaps on this month. Try to relax, the world can’t take you full force for extended periods of time.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Although you are not controlling in the do what I say kind of way, you do like things, people, and circumstances to be controlled. You are not one who will launch a scene just for a scene’s sake. This month however people are feeling the influence of the outer planets (Pluto) and change or transformation is in the air. You’ll get through this if you keep lovers in line with a quiet velvet rope, the kind that binds with love, passion, and control but with the promise of fulfillment: sexual, emotional, and spiritual. I know you can do this oh great mind-fucker. (You know you are.) Watch details and seemingly small events as ignoring them will bring about unpleasant episodes of the uncontrolled kind.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You need to be flexible this month if you have any chance of achieving goals you’ve set for yourself. It’s not that your original plan is flawed it’s just that you need to be on point and willing to adjust as needed to get from A to B. You’re not allowing others to steer you, you’re simply staying the course by directing the force. Rigidity, although a prime asset in many things, will, if adhered to, lead you to things not finished. Things like a hand job with no release, a climax left dangling, and a tongue that just misses the spot. You hate that sort of thing. Be bendy in all things: organic, mental, and emotional.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
No matter what you are physically doing out here in gravity land, your brain is probably thinking something else or has left the room completely. The mind is a curious and wonderful thing. Resist the temptation then to translate every emotion into words to either take the sting out of your actions or explain them. Besides, does telling them help them or just make you feel better about you? Exactly. This is not strictly a negative vibe thing. You may want with all your fiber to fuck someone to death but know it’s better to stop short of the actual death part. Don’t dwell on things this month; experience the feelings and then let them go for another day.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
At times, as mysteriously ethereal as you are (and enjoy being) you get a crick in your cock that no one understands you. Must you be alone in your aloneness? Of course not, but what you must understand about yourself is that not everyone deserves to know that much about your inner workings. Should everyone know what makes you wet or hard … or both? You are a sexy, mysterious, provocative lover. To be with you is hope before promise of entry to a forbidden delightful garden. Holding the key, as you do, is power. Let in those you want, tell your secrets to only those you trust, and let the rest press their little faces up against the gate and beg for entry.