Lily Lick’s Love Signs MAY 2014
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The stuck in reverse feeling you may be experiencing right now is nothing like The Reverse Cowgirl (or boy if you’re so inclined) move. It doesn’t feel anywhere near as good. Your stuck is like a left alone wet spot, proof of good times, but more than a little icky. You can, wipe them away or be patient till they dry up on their own and hope your graceful bed exit in the morning doesn’t include a sheet crusted to your retreating backside. So, what I’m saying here is that you can clean house and damn the lot or let things and people sort themselves out in their own time. You decide.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Even though it seems like nothing will ever be normal again on your side of the bed, rest assured that it will. The skies above though still harbor some very aggressive and combative energy that even fair Venus cannot temper completely, and you, with your stubborn nature could become even more ornery. A small disagreement could escalate, with no good reason, into a big battle. Do you want that comfy pillow top love zone to become a war zone? Combatants perched as close to the their edge as they can without falling over? I think not. Make love not war. Fuck who stole the sheets. Literally, figuratively, and as many other ways as you can.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
There is the merest whisper of discontent in the air and you and your if I’m still talking to you we’re good attitude may choose to ignore this or pretend to yourself that it’s less than it is. This month this discontent does not come from within, it comes from those you deal with in the most intimate of ways. You are intuitive and empathic and pride yourself on knowing what they want or what they think or feel, but word up My Twins … you’re not always right. Pay attention this month Gemini, to the underlying messages that come your way. You’re still as cute as can be but stop looking at yourself in the mirror … and actually take a look at yourself in the mirror. Pay attention. Did I say that already?
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
How do you spell relief? Big Dick, Wet Pussy? Any way you want to Cancer, as this month relief is your middle name. Things have been more than a little rocky on your stretch of sand lately but as you go over things you’ll find that your list (you are a list maker) shows more checkmarks in the OK column than not. You did it. You survived and it’s time to relax and enjoy what life has to offer. If that Big Dick or Wet Pussy has been right there waiting patiently for you to get back in the groove then get grooving, if not, then it’s time to go find you something to soften that sharp edge of nervous energy that’s been riding your butt these last few weeks. Big sigh.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
The skies of late have harbored some very agitated energy and you should be congratulated on surviving the external upset. However, that rumbling you hear is not distant thunder but the internal noise of a delayed reaction storm building within. You expend great amounts of energy and emotions making sure the rest of us are good, sometimes to the detriment of yourself and surprise of surprises, you’re not indestructible. The key to survival this month is to spend it with those lovers who have proven (no experiments here) to be gentle hearts, patient, and adoring. These are the things you need right now. Don’t settle for anything less.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You are such a passively aggressive playful sign. And by play I do mean actively running the scale from submissive to dominant depending on your immediate needs. Right now you’re holding back a little due to a mess of emotions that you and your lover(s) are experiencing. Your elevated levels of intuition and the need to care for others will guide you to the right scenario, and they will thank you and fall gratefully at your loving feet, your need to control and theirs to be controlled satisfied once again. Later, the situation may be reversed and the paddle change hands as you investigate whether the notion that it is better to give than to receive is interchangeable. This month lovers need you to be flexible.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’ve been through some issues that have pulled you in many directions. Should you, shouldn’t you, what will happen if you do, if you don’t; sometimes seeing things from both angles stalls you more than speeds you on your way. Fucking hate when that happens, don’t you? There’s still some fairly deep emotional work to do so just get to digging and the answers will be found. In the meantime pat yourself on the back for trying, for wanting, and for acknowledging the need for change. Kick their sorry ass out of bed if you want them gone but if you want to keep them (because it works for you) adjust what needs adjusting. AKA come at things from a whole new direction. Yes, I know, more work, but it will be worth it in the end.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Even though partners are never quite sure what’s up with you they still want interactions to be what they “know” to be true between you. An example would be when they’ve hit your possessive hot button by going out and doing their own thing. (This is when they pretend to be offended by your reaction to the possibility of side action but really it’s a test and they’re pleased with your over the top emotional response. Like you don’t know that.) Your have a nice time attitude lately strikes fear in their little hearts. It’s not that you’ve lost interest but simply that you’re exhausted from fighting your own inner demons. You want to retreat and re-energize. Will they believe you? No. Will you be back to your normal controlling sexually charged self soon? Yes. Will they know what hit them? Nope. I can’t wait.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re not feeling particularly supported by those you support right now. You’d prefer not solitude as much as some time away from those things that normally stress you out: Errant lovers, quibbling partners, the need to be seen at the right scene. You want peace, sanctuary and tranquility. You’d be happy to be at home with yourself contemplating the meaning of life. And there’s nothing wrong with that, May, after all being Masturbation Month, getting down with your bad self is (always) the right thing to do. Do what you need. Do you. Many hands make light work though so if an offer to help you do you shows up, I’d give you enthusiastic thumbs up. (Wherever it feels bestJ
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’re starting to feel a little better aren’t you? With each passing day you’ve been reducing that always on your guard feeling that haunts you when it seems that others are out to steal your woman, your man, your good thang, your world. That feeling, that on a bad day almost paralyzes you with fear and anxiety kills desire – nobody wants that. Believe that you are the master of your own world and it will feel better than better, it will feel fantastic. Expect that partners will loosen up considerably as you do so yourself. Still need the lube for some things though, let’s not go crazy with this newfound sense of security.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
So often you let others take care of the little details that make life run smooth: paperwork, warranties, contracts, licenses, ID needs, bills, making sure the slippery stuff bucket is full, replacing the batteries in the toys, oiling the leather straps etc. More often than not your partners just do what needs doing, so much easier that way. Oddly you’re showing an interest in these things and others find it at the very least curious. There may be questions, not unlike those that come up when one partner suggests a move that up to now hasn’t been in their repertoire of moves. Is it worth the angst or should you just go back to being their fantastical out there lover? Time will tell.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
This month! Coming to a bed near you! Nearly a month’s worth of the watery challenge of trying to swim in opposite directions at the same time. Part of you wants to hide under the bed and the other wants to bring your fantasies to life, to experience them in sweaty sexy Technicolor. Quite possibly you’ve come across someone that is a fantasy lover for you, but having him or her right there for the taking scares the living bejesus right out of you. What if they do want you? What if they don’t? On the other hand, maybe you’re just trying to decide which car to buy but the truth is that you have a decision to make that won’t go away … so just make it. Do you think they’ll ride you in the back seat?